13 Mayıs 2026 Çarşamba

"Flush & Release": Fugitive Living in Mosque Toilet for Two Months Nabbed, in Konya

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(Pusula Konya website, 13 May 2026)





















                         There's no place like home...

In Konya, a man who was on the run from the police lived in a toilet (!)
for 60 days. Özgür G., 29, who had a confirmed 15-year prison sentence 
for numerous theft offenses, was apprehended in an unused toilet of a 
mosque during an operation conducted by police teams in Konya.

According to a report by Zafer Samancı from Habertürk; the incident 
took place in the Bosna Hersek neighborhood of the Selçuklu district. 
Following a long-standing arrest warrant against him, teams from the 
Wanted Persons Bureau of the Konya Provincial Police Department's 
Public Security Branch determined that the suspect was hiding in the 
neighborhood through technical and physical surveillance.

Police teams, who had been working in the area for about a week, 
determined that G. was staying in an abandoned toilet section of a 
mosque. Following security measures taken in the surrounding area, 
the suspect was apprehended during the raid.

He'll have to share bathroom facilities henceforth.



























Police investigations revealed that Özgür G. had been living in the 
mosque's toilet for about two months to avoid being caught. A search 
of the suspect yielded a knife, scissors, and numerous keys.

Özgür G., who was taken into custody, was arrested by the court after 
the procedures at the police station and sent to prison.



12 Mayıs 2026 Salı

"Blink & Release": Unauthorized "Flashers" Prove Costly for Flashy Lady, in Istanbul

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(Hürriyet Newspaper, 12 May 2026)















                                    Life in the fast lane...

After Begüm Ece Pazarcı, the lawyer daughter of journalist Emin 
Pazarcı, shared videos on social media of herself driving a car with 
flashing lights in Istanbul, Istanbul Police Department teams took
action.

Following investigations by police teams, the vehicle was quickly 
identified, and it was determined that the person inside did not have 
any security detail.  Consequently, the vehicle was impounded for 
30 days, and her driver's license was suspended for 30 days.

Begüm Ece Pazarcı was also fined 173,392 TL (about $3.800) and
she  removed the video from circulation following public outcry.

Whoops!



11 Mayıs 2026 Pazartesi

"Fleece & Release": Turks Best Defense Against Phone Fraud - "I Don't Speak Turkish!"

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(Milliyet Newspaper, 11 May 2026)















               Thinking of learning Urdu henceforth,

Suna Ülger (60), a retired woman from Antalya, was defrauded of 
700,000 TL (about $15,500) after believing she had invested in an 
investment fund through a link she saw on social media. Convinced by 
the promise of earnings supported by artificial intelligence, and having 
her phone accessed remotely, her bank accounts were taken over. Ülger 
said, "The people I dealt with were quite professional. Therefore, no one 
should say, 'I won't be defrauded'." (!)

Suna hanım said, "This news report featured an interview between a 
government official and a well-known, reputable journalist. The interview 
stated that banks weren't providing sufficient returns to their customers, 
while some reliable investment institutions could offer higher returns. 
It specifically mentioned that with the development of artificial intelligence 
technology, the risk in such investments had decreased and the potential 
for increased returns. First, I checked the accuracy of the news. Thinking 
the link below the interview was reliable, I clicked on it."

Suna hanım, stating that she initially made small gains, said, "The link 
contained information suggesting that by investing approximately 11,000 
TL, small gains could be made through an AI-powered system, contributing 
to daily expenses. After filling out the form, I was contacted. It was 
supposedly an exchange and investment network. I did some research 
to check if such a company actually existed. I saw some records with 
similar names. The person who introduced themselves on the phone said, '
Suna hanım, welcome as a new investor,' and provided guidance. An 
account was created through the link sent to me. Then, cryptocurrency 
wallet accounts were opened. I transferred money from my bank account 
to these accounts. The money I invested appeared as approximately 
$229 in the system. Initially, small gains such as $10, $11, and $6 were
shown."





She added that "Approximately $50 was sent back to my account. The 
people I dealt with were quite professional. Therefore, no one should say, 
'I won't be scammed.' They really use very professional methods. I 
thought I was proceeding cautiously, aiming to earn a small extra income. 
However, at a certain point, I was asked to perform a screen-sharing-like 
operation via my phone. I unknowingly accepted this request. After this 
stage, they gained remote access to my phone and accessed all my data. 
They took control of my bank accounts, social media accounts, and other 
personal information on my phone. Loans were taken from my bank 
accounts, and my advance limits were used. They also accessed my 
phone book, called my relatives, and used my name..."

Suna hanım said that she lost thousands of liras in seconds, said, "I 
announced that people should absolutely not trust those who make 
investment recommendations in my name. My aim was to prevent 
other citizens from becoming victims. In total, I was defrauded of 
approximately 700,000 TL. This amount was withdrawn from my 
accounts through loan applications and the use of my advance limits. 
I suffered a very serious loss, almost equivalent to a retiree's annual 
income."



























The Deputy Chairman of the Consumer Confederation (TÜKONFED), 
lawyer İbrahim Güllü, also stated that fraud methods frequently change, 
saying, "These fraudsters generally imitate public institutions and 
organizations, using images and photos of well-known public figures 
and government officials. In this way, they create a sense of trust in 
consumers. When users access these platforms, promises of high profits 
are offered, and small gains are shown to gain their trust. Consumers 
who believe this initially think they are making small profits through 
'phishing' methods. However, afterwards, the fraudsters can obtain 
personal data, take out loans in the victims' names, and empty their 
bank accounts."

Güllü emphasized the need for caution when approaching virtual media 
content, stating, "These types of incidents are generally within the scope 
of organized crime and have the nature of gang activity. The phones and 
communication channels used by fraudsters are often traceable. Therefore,
 it is of great importance that prosecutors act quickly to apprehend the 
perpetrators. Fraudsters operate with extreme professionalism, using 
persuasive visuals and communication methods, and acting by analyzing 
human psychology very well. The necessary complaints have been filed 
with the Public Prosecutor's Office and the cybercrime units within the 
scope of information crimes for Ms. Suna. We hope that the public 
authorities will identify the perpetrators and bring them to justice in a 
short time, and that the victims' losses will be compensated."






10 Mayıs 2026 Pazar

"Ride & Release": Toddler Girl, Age 2, Boards Bus Unnoticed, in Alaplı

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(Hürriyet Newspaper, 10 May 2026)















Little enough to ride for free, little enough to ride your knee...

In Alaplı district of Zonguldak, a 2-year-old girl boarded a public bus 
while her family was at a phone shop (!). The driver, Gündüz Çimen, 
noticed the child on his way home. The moment was captured by the 
bus's security camera, and the driver took the child to her family.

The incident occurred yesterday at a public bus stop in Alaplı district. 
Gündüz Çimen, the driver of a public bus coming from Karadeniz 
Ereğli to Alaplı, got out of the vehicle to buy bread after pulling up 
to the stop. At that moment, a 2-year-old girl crawled onto the bus, 
which was parked with its door open, and sat in the back seat.

Gündüz bey had a great story for the evening dinner table.
















As the driver got back into the vehicle and started driving away, 
he heard a crying sound, looked back, and noticed the child. Çimen 
calmed the crying child and reported the situation to the authorities. 
Returning to the garage, Çimen took the child to the police. 

Through their investigation, it was determined that the child had left 
her family while they were at a phone shop. Çimen, along with the 
police, returned the child to her family.  The entire incident was 
recorded by the vehicle's security camera.



9 Mayıs 2026 Cumartesi

"Beat & Release": Professor Ş.T. vs Professor S.T "Smack-down" - Referied by The Terminator, in Istanbul

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(Hürriyet Newspaper, 8 May 2026)















                              The machines are laughing.

A woman named Prof. Dr. Ş.T., who works as an academic at a 
university in Istanbul, and her colleague Prof. Dr. S.T. were friends 
since high school. Their friendship developed into a romantic 
relationship after August 2025.

However (!), Ş.T. wanted to end the relationship. S.T., who refused to 
accept the breakup, began harassing Prof. Dr. Ş.T. by  calling her 
hundreds of times and sending emails. S.T. sent emails containing 
defamatory information about Ş.T.'s private life to her family and to 
the rector, dean, and faculty members of the university where she 
worked, sharing false personal health data about Ş.T.

Prof. Dr. S.T. threatened Ş.T. with death using the line "Hasta la vista 
baby" (!) from the movie "Terminator," spoken by Schwarzenegger's 
character, and began blackmailing her with constantly increasing 
amounts of money. Unable to withstand the persistent stalking, death 
threats, blackmail, and severe insults from her ex-boyfriend, Prof. 
Dr. Ş.T. filed a criminal complaint with the Istanbul Chief Public 
Prosecutor's Office through her lawyer.

S.T to Ş.T:

















Ş.T. stated in her testimony to the prosecutor's office that her former 
boyfriend, S.T., threatened her with her daughter, ex-husband, and 
profession. Ş.T. said, “I have no peace. He tried to take everything 
from me – my academic life, my family life, everything I worked so
hard for over the years. There were days when he called me 90 times 
in one night, sending emails until dawn. I am complaining about S.T., 
who ruined my life and financially and emotionally. I want him to 
be punished.”

S.T., who gave a statement as a suspect in the investigation, denied 
the accusations against him. In his statement, S.T. admitted to having 
an emotional and sexual relationship with Ş.T., claiming that he 
contracted a viral illness as a result. S.T. stated, “I did not threaten 
or blackmail her. I may have said insulting words to her because of 
the viral illness I contracted. I do not accept the accusations against me.”

The prosecutor's office, having completed the investigation, prepared 
an indictment against the suspect S.T. for the crimes of 'blackmail' 
and 'stalking,' requesting a prison sentence of 2 years and 6 months to 
6.5 years. The case will be heard in the Istanbul Criminal Court of 
First Instance in the coming days.




8 Mayıs 2026 Cuma

"Beat & Release": Staged Accident to Cover Murder by Three Stooges Foiled by Gendarmerie Sleuthing, in Adana

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(Hürriyet Newspaper, 8 May 2026)















                       Turkish Curly, Larry and Moe.

It was revealed that Muzaffer Yanıkkollu (55), who was allegedly injured 
in a minibus accident in Adana and died three days later in the hospital, 
was, in fact, murdered. Oğulcan Güneyer (25) and his friends Efehan 
Bolcal (22) and Berke Aksoy (23), who beat Yanıkkollu to death in the 
minibus because of a dispute over a transportation tender, were arrested 
for the crime of 'intentional homicide'.

The accident occurred on the night of April 25th on the Tarsus-Adana-
Gaziantep (TAG) Highway, in the direction of Osmaniye-Adana. The 
minibus with license plate 01 F 3875, driven by Oğulcan Güneyer, 
collided with the car in front of it, with license plate 42 APT 32, driven 
by Adil Çelik. 

Following the accident, Güneyer, with his friends Efehan Bolcal and 
Berke Aksoy, and Muzaffer Yanıkkollu in the vehicle, continued towards 
Adana without stopping. Encountering the Gendarmerie at a rest stop, 
Güneyer claimed they had been in an accident and that Muzaffer 
Yanıkkollu was injured. Thereupon, accompanied by the Gendarmerie, 
Güneyer drove his minibus to the Adana City Training and Research 
Hospital.

While Muzaffer Yanıkkollu, who was unconscious, was taken for 
treatment, Oğulcan Güneyer, whose blood alcohol level was determined 
to be 2.72 promille, was taken into custody. His friends, Efehan Bolcal 
and Berke Aksoy, left the hospital without receiving any treatment. 
After his procedures at the gendarmerie, Güneyer was referred to the
courthouse and released under judicial supervision. The minibus he 
was driving was impounded. Muzaffer Yanıkkollu, who was undergoing 
treatment in the intensive care unit, passed away on April 28th.

HOWEVER (!),

An autopsy performed on Muzaffer Yanıkkollu at the Forensic 
Medicine Institute revealed signs of beating on his body. The Adana
Chief Public Prosecutor's Office, after examining the circumstances 
of the accident and the damage to the vehicle, assessed that the 
likelihood of the accident resulting in death was low. Furthermore, 
the fact that Efehan Bolcal and Berke Aksoy, who were also in the 
vehicle, were unharmed increased suspicion. Additionally, it was
determined that the camera recording device in the minibus involved 
in the accident had been removed by cutting its cable.

Inspiration



























The Gendarmerie, deepening the investigation, discovered that 
approximately a month before the accident, Yanıkkollu and Güneyer 
had fought over a transportation tender from the Ayas Minibus and 
Bus Motor Carriers Cooperative, and that there was animosity between 
them as a result. It was determined that neither party filed a complaint 
against the other, and it was assessed that they may have met again 
to fight for this reason.

Following the issuance of a warrant for the re-arrest of the suspects, 
Gendarmerie teams launched a large-scale investigation. It was 
determined that Berke Aksoy, who boarded a plane at Çukurova 
International Airport on April 30, went to Istanbul and purchased 
a plane ticket to flee to Georgia. Aksoy, who was preparing to escape 
abroad, was apprehended at Istanbul Airport. Gendarmerie teams 
detained Oğulcan Güneyer in Adana and Efehan Bolcal in Kayseri.

In his statement to the gendarmerie, Oğulcan Güneyer denied the 
allegations against him, saying, “I called Efe and invited him to my 
house to drink. Then we went to pick up Berke in the car. After 
driving around Ceyhan for a while, we bought alcohol from a liquor 
store and returned home. After drinking 3 bottles of alcohol, we 
went out again to wander around. At that time, I called Muzaffer, 
first asking how he was doing, then suggesting we meet. After 
picking up Muzaffer from in front of a kebab shop, we set off 
towards Adana. Muzaffer was dancing the çiftetelli in the car's
 aisle. In the accident, he was thrown around and hit his head on 
the windshield. Berke laid Muzaffer down in the aisle, and I drove
straight to the hospital.”



















When questioned about the bloodstains found during the house 
search and the scars on his arms and face, Güneyer confessed 
to the incident, stating:

“Two days before the incident, I.A., with whom I had an argument 
on the phone, insulted me and my family. When I met with my 
friends Berke and Efe, I told them that Muzaffer was responsible 
for this. While drinking alcohol, I said to them, ‘Should we take 
him and beat him up?’ They agreed, so we met with Muzaffer. 
We argued while drinking alcohol in the minibus and Efehan 
started punching Muzaffer. Then Berke also got in the back and 
started hitting Muzaffer. I was driving. Then I pulled the minisbus
over to the side and Efehan took the wheel. Berke and I continued 
beating Muzaffer. While we were driving, we collided with a car 
with license plate number 42, so I took the wheel and we went 
to the hospital.”

Oğulcan Güneyer, who also stated that he and his relatives removed 
the camera recording device from the minibus in which Muzaffer 
Yanıkkollu was beaten while it was in the impound lot, and his 
friends Berke Aksoy and Efehan Bolcal were referred to the 
courthouse. The three suspects, who were brought before the court 
on charges of 'intentional homicide', were arrested.



"Eat & (No) Release": Food Order Leads to Indian Drug Baron's Capture, in Istanbul

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(Yeni Şafak Newspaper, 8 May 2026)















Yen for home cooking... that may be his last meal.

The story of Mohammed Salim Dola, an international drug trafficker 
arrested in Istanbul, was solved through a 10-year investigation by India. 
Dola, who was caught with 126 kilograms of drugs in an operation in 
Beylikdüzü, was found to have given himself away through a food 
delivery order. (!)

Istanbul Police Department Narcotics Crimes Division teams launched 
an operation to apprehend Salim Dola, an Indian national wanted on a 
Interpol "red notice" for 'drug trafficking'. Following technical and 
physical surveillance, it was determined that the suspect was staying
at an address in Beylikdüzü district. An operation was carried out at 
the address, and Salim Dola was taken into custody.

Order for chicken curry gave it away...
















Additionally, it was learned that the suspects arrested in operations 
carried out in the Kurla region of Mumbai, India, confessed to 
receiving instructions from Salim Dola. During searches conducted 
at the address in the operation, 126 kilograms and 141 grams of 
mephedrone and 2,522,000 Indian rupees were seized.

A long way from Bombay.