"Monkey Business & Release": Tiny Macaque Monkey, Named "The Strange One", Gets First-class Health Care, in Gaziantep

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(Haberler.com website, 24 October 2026)

                        "The strange one"

A 3-month-old male macaque, which had been brought into 

Turkey illegally and subsequently seized in Afyonkarahisar, 

has recovered following treatment at the Gaziantep Wildlife 

Center. The young macaque, named 'Garip' (meaning 'the 

strange one') (!), has become the center's mascot; he will be 

kept under supervised conditions for 1.5 to 2 months 

to ensure he integrates well with other young macaques.

During inspections conducted by Nature Conservation and 

National Parks teams in Afyonkarahisar, a baby macaque was 

discovered in the possession of an individual; the animal was 

taken into protective custody and brought to the Gaziantep 

Wildlife Center.

Upon arrival at the center, it was determined that the infant 

macaque was struggling to feed and had concerning blood test 

results, leading to its admission to the animal hospital for 

treatment.

Veterinarians performed blood tests and ultrasound exams, 

and the macaque was kept in intensive care for a period. 

During this time, it received intravenous fluids, vitamins, and 

minerals; the infant responded positively to the treatment and 

began to feed once again.

"Garip" adjusting well to his mascot role.

Named "Garip" (meaning "strange" or "peculiar") by its caretakers, 

the young macaque was moved to a separate enclosure—where 

it can see other young macaques but cannot make physical 

contact—once its health returned to normal.

As the youngest macaque at the center, Garip will remain under 

observation for some time to ensure it can adapt to the other young 

macaques; plans are in place to integrate it into the group within 

1.5 to 2 months.

Celal Özsöyler, Head of the Wildlife Conservation and Veterinary 

Services Department for the Gaziantep Metropolitan Municipality, 

told an Anadolu Agency (AA) reporter that the infant underwent a 

comprehensive health check upon its arrival at the center.

"We kept it (him!) in intensive care for a while"

"Beat & Release": Killers, Still on the Lam, Leave a Trail of Blood, in Istanbul

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(Hürriyet Newspaper, 23 October 2026)

                     No "honeymoon phase" this time.

Mehmet Emin Yüksel, a suspect in an armed attack at a 

residential complex in Istanbul—which left Yasin Binarci dead 

and Mehmet Işık wounded—has been found dead, having been 

shot inside his car on a vacant lot next to a construction site.

Police were dispatched to a residential complex in Istanbul’s 

Büyükçekmece district following reports of gunfire around 

1:30 PM the other day. Upon checking the location, officers 

discovered that Yasin Binarci (26) and Mehmet Işık had been 

targeted in an armed attack inside an apartment on the 17th 

floor. Medical personnel arriving at the scene confirmed that 

Yasin Binarci had died, while the wounded Mehmet Işık was 

transported to a hospital after receiving initial treatment. 

A search of the premises yielded three handguns and a quantity 

of narcotics.

What goes around comes around...

Following the attack, police launched an investigation to 

apprehend the suspect and discovered an abandoned car—

license plate 06 CJN 835—on a vacant lot next to a construction 

site in the Bağcılar district. Finding an individual lying 

motionless inside the vehicle, officers alerted medical teams, 

who confirmed that the person had died. Identification efforts 

revealed the deceased to be Mehmet Emin Yüksel (22), a 

suspect in the attack at the residential complex. Crime scene 

investigators recovered two 9mm shell casings and a knife 

from the vehicle.

Further investigation indicated that the car had been left at the 

site by three individuals, who subsequently fled on foot. 

Police teams have launched an effort to identify and apprehend 

the 3 suspects.

"Meow & Release": Cat Prowling Butcher's Display Sparks Outrage, in Bursa

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(Hürriyet Newspaper, 23 October 2026)

                         Taste-tester.

Footage from a national chain supermarket in the Mudanya 

district  of Bursa has sparked a backlash on social media. 

A cat was captured on a mobile phone camera entering a 

refrigerated display case in the butcher section, opening a 

package, and eating the meat (!). The District Directorate of 

Agriculture and Forestry has imposed a fine of 52,800 TL 

(about $1,000) on the store.

A shopper recorded the incident on their mobile phone as a cat, 

which had entered the chain supermarket in the Bademli 

neighborhood, began eating meat from the butcher counter. 

It is alleged that the shopper alerted the staff when the cat first 

entered the store, but was told, "Don't worry, it won't do 

anything." (!)

"Hmmmm...what looks good? I'm very finicky!"

Following the circulation of the footage online, teams from the 

Mudanya District Directorate of Agriculture and Forestry 

inspected the supermarket. They seized the meat from the display 

case for destruction and issued a fine of 52,800 TL.

A statement released by the Provincial Directorate of Agriculture

and Forestry via their social media account noted the following:

"Regarding the footage reportedly filmed at a supermarket 

operating within our province, inspection teams from the relevant 

District Directorate of Agriculture and Forestry conducted an 

immediate investigation. As a result of these inspections, it was 

determined that hygiene regulations were not being followed (!),

and administrative sanctions have been applied to the business in 

accordance with the relevant legislation."

"Unmentionables & Release": Ladies' Lingerie the Focus of Snooper in Istanbul and Fellows in Çorum

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(GZT.com website, 22 October 2026)

                       Wherefore art thou  privacy!

A male staff member at the Istanbul Faculty of Medicine (Çapa) 

Emergency Surgery Department, who allegedly spent about 

eight months secretly recording female colleagues in the restroom, 

was caught following the intervention of a nurse who discovered 

his actions. Numerous inappropriate images of his coworkers 

were found on his mobile phone; the suspect was subsequently 

arrested and sent to prison following a formal complaint. 

According to Güldane Çelik, a representative of the Health and 

Social Service Workers Union (SES), the suspect would follow 

female employees into the restroom and extend his phone—either 

from beneath or over the stall partition—to take photographs. 

The testimonies revealed the full extent of the situation. A nurse, 

having discovered this sickening behavior, caught the suspect 

with secret photographs of herself and other female staff members 

on his phone. Following the nurse’s prompt filing of a complaint, 

the staff member was immediately arrested. 

Highlighting the inadequacies within the hospital and the lack 

of spaces designed to protect employee privacy, Çelik stated: 

“The administration and hospital management bear responsibility 

for failing to provide a safe working environment that respects 

the privacy of their employees.”

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(Habercim19 website, 22 October 2026)

The guys made it a point to attend.

The opening of a lingerie shop in the Alaca district of Çorum, which 

included prayers, quickly became a trending topic on social media. 

The opening ceremony was attended by Alaca Mayor Şerif Arslan, 

AKP Alaca District Chair Mücahit Gürsoy, and MHP Alaca District 

Chair İsa Duru.

Speaking to Odatv after the event gained traction on social media, 

Alaca Mayor Şerif Arslan stated, "We did not open an illicit business. 

We didn't even go inside. Doesn't everyone wear undergarments? 

People are just making things up by talking about 'fantasy' and the like."

Stating that they try to attend all the opening events to which they are 

invited, Arslan said, "We went there, too, simply because it was a place 

of business. The *hoca* [religious scholar/cleric] has somewhat e

xaggerated things. He is a retired imam himself, after all. Isn't it 

shameful to bring this up as if it were some sort of perverse fantasy? 

We didn't open an illicit establishment. Isn't this a legitimate, 

permissible necessity for people? Doesn't everyone wear this kind of 

undergarment? A local shopkeeper invited us, so we went."

"Teach & Release": School Teacher With Too Many Extracurricular Activities, in Ankara

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(Hürriyet Newspaper, 22 October 2026)

                   Everyone wanted to be teacher's pet.

A scandalous development has emerged in an operation targeting

prostitution and drug-related offenses in Ankara. S.D., a woman 

who had been working as a primary school teacher at a private 

institution for four years, was arrested in connection with these 

crimes. Her lavish lifestyle, the vacations she took, and the 

high-end, latest-model vehicle she drove had drawn significant 

attention. (!)

The Ankara Chief Public Prosecutor’s Office has launched an 

extensive investigation into offenses including "drug trafficking," 

"facilitating the use of drugs or stimulants," "drug possession/

use," and "prostitution." 

As part of the investigation, police units conducted raids on 

several popular entertainment venues in the capital. A number 

of suspects—ranging from prominent businesspeople and their 

children to venue owners, celebrities, and individuals with ties 

to organized crime—were taken into custody, with many 

subsequently being placed under arrest. It was determined that 

these venues were being used for the sale of narcotics and the 

facilitation of prostitution.

S.D. has a funny way of getting the class's attention.

S.D., who had been working as a primary school teacher at a 

well-known private school in Ankara for four years, was also 

taken into custody as part of the investigation. Following police 

processing, she was brought before a court and arrested on 

charges related to "drugs and prostitution." It is alleged that S.D. 

had connections to the entertainment venues implicated in the 

drug and prostitution investigation and that she played a role 

in facilitating prostitution.

The arrest of primary school teacher S.D.—who had drawn 

attention for her luxurious lifestyle, frequent vacations, and the 

latest-model vehicle she drove—on charges related to prostitution 

and drugs, has come as a shock to the students' parents. (!)

"Adopt & (No) Release": Abandoned Kitten Nursed by Motherly Poodle, in Antalya

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(Hürriyet Newspaper, 21 October 2026)

              Fighting (stereotypes) like cats and dogs.

In the Kepez district of Antalya, a dog nursing a kitten abandoned by 

its mother has captured the attention of onlookers. When a kitten 

arrived at a repair shop in the Zeytinlik neighborhood, the owner, 

Kemal Bölük, provided it with some milk.

However (!), Bölük was taken by surprise when he discovered that his 

"toy poodle"— a dog he keeps at the workplace—was nursing the kitten 

that morning.  Speaking to an Anadolu Agency (AA) reporter, Bölük 

mentioned that he had shared the sight of the dog’s affectionate behavior 

toward the kitten with other local business owners.

Noting the common belief that cats and dogs do not get along, Bölük said, 

"Contrary to this idea, my dog ​​and the kitten—which had been abandoned 

by its mother—have formed a wonderful bond. The two now live together 

in harmony at the shop."

"Hatch & Release": Illicit Trafficking in Women's Eggs Exposed When Gang Leader's Illıcıt Affair Exposed, in Istanbul

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(Hürriyet Newspaper, 20 October 2026)

                          Seems innocent enough...

In an investigation conducted by the Istanbul Anatolian Chief 

Public Prosecutor's Office, an operation was launched against a 

criminal network that coerced women into traveling abroad to 

sell their eggs in exchange for money. A total of 36 suspects 

were taken into custody during operations spanning 14

provinces, with Istanbul as the hub.

It has emerged that one of the two separate tips received was 

provided by the spouse of gang leader Hacer T.; the informant—

whose name was not disclosed—reported that his wife and a 

pharmacist named Muammer T., with whom she was having an 

illicit affair (!), were engaged in the "trafficking of reproductive 

cells."

The Istanbul Anatolian Chief Public Prosecutor's Office’s Bureau 

for the Investigation of Terrorism and Organized Crime initiated 

the probe following a tip-off received via CİMER (Presidential 

Communication Center) regarding a gang that directed women to 

travel abroad to sell their eggs for financial gain. 

Investigations carried out by the Istanbul Police Department’s 

Anti-Migrant Smuggling and Border Gates Branch revealed that 

an organized, illicit trade in reproductive cells was being conducted, 

involving Turkey, the Turkish Republic of Northern Cyprus (TRNC), 

Albania, and Georgia.

Hacer hanım heading for the frying pan...

An analysis of HTS (call detail record) data, MASAK (Financial 

Crimes Investigation Board) records, international travel information, 

and other evidence confirmed that the suspects had facilitated the 

travel of Turkish female citizens abroad for the purpose of selling 

their eggs in exchange for monetary payment.

Investigations revealed that 41 women had sold their eggs a total of 

811 times. Following the conclusion of these inquiries, simultaneous 

operations were carried out across 14 provinces, with Istanbul as the 

hub. Legal proceedings were initiated against 53 suspects, including 

one ringleader, five organizers, 41 female donors, two obstetrician-

gynecologists, and four travel coordinators.

While 36 of the suspects have been taken into custody, it was 

determined that one suspect is already incarcerated. Efforts are 

ongoing to apprehend the remaining 16 suspects, including seven 

individuals who have been identified as being abroad.

Lessons learned: don't put them all in one basket.