30 Mayıs 2026 Cumartesi

"Hide & Release": Sacrificial Cow Dodges the Knife, After Falling in Old Dynamite Pit, in Gümüşhane

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(Tek Haber Agency website, 29 May 2026)















"Plan? What plan?...heh heh heh."

A sacrificial cow that went missing eight days ago after separating 
from its herd in Köse district of Gümüşhane was found in a dynamite 
storage pit belonging to an old dam construction site. The animal, 
which was rescued from where it was trapped with the help of an 
excavator, was determined to have survived for days by drinking only 
rainwater.  Having lost weight , the cow was spared from the Feast of
Sacrifice "festivities" (!). 

The cow ,belonging to Ömer Faruk Kesler, a livestock breeder in the 
district, went missing after straying from its herd. Kesler searched for 
days, with the support of Gendarmerie teams, but the search in the 
forested and mountainous areas yielded no results. Despite having a 
bell around its neck, the animal's cries went unheard for days. It was 
eventually found in an old construction site near where it disappeared.

A shepherd grazing his herd in the area noticed the sound, leading to 
the discovery of the animal in a dynamite storage pit. The cow, which 
had survived for eight days without food, relying only on rainwater, 
prompted a rescue operation.
















                           Lives to graze another day.

The walls of the warehouse were demolished with the help of an excavator 
called to the scene, and the cow was safely removed from where it had 
fallen. The moments when the freed animal immediately began grazing 
on the grass, and the rescue process itself, were captured on the cell phone 
cameras of onlookers.

Livestock breeder Ömer Faruk Kesler, who was reunited with his animal 
after a search, expressed his happiness with these words:

“We searched everywhere for days. We looked everywhere, near and far. 
But this was fate. We found it near us. I'm sure it went through very difficult 
times. Thank God we found it. Because it was so thin, we gave up on 
sacrificing it.”




29 Mayıs 2026 Cuma

"Meat & Release": Where's The Beef?! Stolen in Traffic!, in Adana

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(Sözcü Newspaper, 29 May 2026)














        Mobile butcher shop...and five-finger discount.

In Adana's Yüreğir district, Ümit Ö. jumped onto the back of  Bekir
Ç.'s truck and stole 40 kilograms of meat (!) when the truck stopped
at a red light. Ümit Ö. then fled with the meat on the motorcycle
belonging to his accomplice Coşkun S. 

However (!),  police reviewed surveillance video from the scene
and nabbed the two meat thieves. During their questioning at the police 
station, the suspects allegedly said, "We barbecued some of the meat 
and sold the rest." Following the proceedings, Ümit Ö. and Coşkun S. 
were referred to the courthouse and subsequently arrested by the court.

Heading to the slammer with tummies full of BBQ. 


















28 Mayıs 2026 Perşembe

"Alice & Release": Instead of a Rabbit Hole, She Fell Into a Well, in Konya

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(Sözcü Newspaper, 28 May 2026)















        Feride hanım in...and then out of Wonderland.

In Konya's Ereğli district, Feride Ballı (55) fell into an empty well.
Her relatives notified police and rescue teams arrived to extract her from
the well after a 1.5-hour effort. She was taken to Ereğli State Hospital
for treatment of  some minor wounds suffered in the fall. 



27 Mayıs 2026 Çarşamba

"Fickle Fate & (No) Release": Jack Fails, Bus Crushes Senegalese Mechanic, in Istanbul

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(Sabah Newspaper, 27 May 2026)
















        Angel of Death came all the way from Senegal.

Seringue Fallou Gueye, a Senegalese national working as a bus 
mechanic at Esenler Bus Terminal, died after being crushed under 
a malfunctioning passenger bus while repairing it. It has been 
learned that Gueye's body will be buried in Senegal. 

However (!), his friend, Karim Diop, said, "The bus company didn't 
help, they didn't even call. It will cost $4,000 to transport the body to 
Senegal. This is a workplace accident."

The incident occurred at approximately 7:00 PM on May 20th. 
Allegedly, the driver of a passenger bus that departed from the terminal 
stopped on the road after a while, and when the vehicle wouldn't start, 
he called for a mobile auto electrician, Seringue Fallou Gueye, a 
Senegalese national.
















No.

Gueye, who had lifted the bus with a jack and crawled underneath it, 
was crushed under tons of weight when the bus fell on top of him. 
Bystanders rushed to help, and citizens used a jack to free Gueye from 
where he was trapped. After receiving treatment from paramedics who
arrived at the scene, Gueye was taken to the hospital with serious 
injuries and died around 5:00 AM. Police have launched an investigation 
into the incident.

The body of Seringue Fallou Gueye was received by his friends. Diop, 
a friend who stated that the bus company did not help, said, "I want help. 
The bus company didn't help, they didn't even call. This is a workplace 
accident. We weren't helped. We need $4,000 to transport the body. My 
friend had four children in Senegal. They are also in a difficult situation. 
As his friends, we are saddened. We are asking for help from the 
government."




26 Mayıs 2026 Salı

"Surprise & Release": As May Ends, 7 Meters of Snow Fall, in Şırnak

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(Hürriyet Newspaper, 26 May 2026)















                       Maybe it'll melt by wintertime...

In Beytüşşebap district of Şırnak, snow accumulations exceeding 
7 meters (!) in some high-altitude areas on the road to Tuzluca village 
are being cleared to ensure continued transportation.

In the Lise Tayrı region of Tuzluca village, which is part of Beytüşşebap 
district, teams from the Provincial Special Administration are clearing 
the accumulated snow masses on the road with heavy machinery. The 
teams are having difficulty carrying out the work due to snow 
accumulations exceeding 7 meters in some high-altitude areas. It was 
stated that the road is being widened at points where snow walls have 
formed on the Kato-Tuzluca line, and cleaning and leveling are being 
carried out on curves and passes to ensure safe passage. Officials reported 
that the work continues depending on weather conditions.

Merchants in town looking for their New Year's decorations.


















25 Mayıs 2026 Pazartesi

"Weed & Release": Fire Exposed "Volcanic" Marijuana Production Setup, in Istanbul

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(Hürriyet Newspaper, 25 May 2026)















                             Did firefighters inhale?!

Responding to a fire that broke out on the top floor of a building in 
Şişli, Istanbul, fire crews discovered a drug cultivation facility inside (!). 
Searching the premises, Şişli Public Security Bureau teams seized 
900 grams of cannabis and 30 cannabis plants, with a market value 
of approximately 500,000 TL (about $11,000). Volkan ("Volcano!")K. 
(33), who was detained in the apartment, was arrested by the court. 
It is believed that the fire originated from the electrical system used 
in the drug cultivation setup.

The incident occurred on Thursday, May 21st, around 5:50 PM in the 
Mahmut Şevket Paşa neighborhood. According to reports, residents 
noticed smoke rising from an apartment on the top floor of a building 
and notified the fire department. Fire crews arrived quickly and 
extinguished the flames. During their initial investigation, firefighters 
found equipment believed to be used for cultivating drugs in the 
apartment.

"Volcano" being led to safety (!) in the fiery eruption's aftermath...
















It is suggested that the fire may have originated from the electrical 
system used in the drug cultivation setup. Following the fire department's 
report, Şişli Public Security Bureau and Şişli Motorcycle Police Teams 
arrived at the scene and apprehended Volkan K. at the apartment. 
A search of the suspect yielded 4,800 TL, a mobile phone, and two 
car keys.

A search was conducted in the apartment where the fire started and 
in the suspect's vehicles. A precision scale, pump system, syringes, 
fertilizers, liquid nutrients, and numerous other materials used in 
drug cultivation were seized from the apartment. Additionally, 900 
grams of cannabis and 30 cannabis plants, with a market value of 
approximately 500,000 TL, were found in a black garbage bag.
The seized materials were confiscated for examination.

It was learned that Volkan K., who was taken into custody, has 5 
previous criminal records. Following his processing at the police 
station, Volkan K. was referred to the courthouse and arrested by 
the court on charges of "manufacturing and trafficking of narcotic 
or stimulant substances." An investigation into the fire has been 
launched.







24 Mayıs 2026 Pazar

"Crash & Release": Again, Laws of Physics Ignored in Truck-Overpass Collision, in Ankara

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(Sözcü Newspaper, 24 May 2026)















Looking at his phone, he missed the "Caution. Low Ceiling!" sign.

A dump truck proceeding with its back-end upright crashed into and
destroyed an overpass on Turgut Özal Boulevard in the Zübeyde
Hanım neighborhood of Ankara's Altındağ district (!).

Two other vehicles were damaged in the incident, but fortunately,
there was no one on the overpass at the time of its demise.

However (!), there was a bird's nest in the overpass that was
destroyed, but citizens came to the rescue of a baby bird that 
fell to the ground.