16 Nisan 2026 Perşembe

"Rise & Release": Another "Turkish Jesus" Complains About Trump's Jesus Posting

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(Sözcü Newspaper, 16 April 2026)

yet another Turkish Jesus! click for details.















             Messiahs are coming out of the woodwork!

For many years Hasan Mezarcı has claimed to be the Messiah (!). 
In an interview given on November 25, 2000, Mezarcı stated that he 
had been told by God three years earlier, while in prison, that he was 
Jesus Christ, and announced that he would fulfill his mission with his 
apostles.

So (!) when U.S. President Trump posted an image of himself as a 
healing Jesus, Mezarcı took great exception, saying "Trump is making 
a mistake under the influence of evangelicals. He's staining both God 
and Allah. As the Messiah, I am very discomfited by this development." 

Yesterday, Trump added another controversial statement to his list. 
Mehmet Oz, head of the Center for Health Services and Medicare-
Medicaid in the US, said Trump defended his diet cola consumption 
with an interesting justification. Oz stated that Trump believes that 
because the cola can kill the grass it is spilled on, it can also kill cancer 
cells in the body (!). 

Science (fiction)- based medicine...






15 Nisan 2026 Çarşamba

"Slice & Release": Drive at Own Risk on Roads of Rage, in Istanbul

türkçe links to original Turkish article

(Sözcü Newspaper, 15 April 2026)

       Standard equipment for most Istanbul drivers.

In Istanbul's Maltepe district, a traffic incident occurred and one
of three individuals from one car brandished a knife at the 
driver of the other car, demanding "You will aplogize! Otherwise
I'll cut you to shreds!" 

However (!), once the incident reached social media, police
tracked down the three traffic goons and fined them 542,000 TL
(about $12,000), sequestering their vehicle for 60 days and 
stripping them of their drivers licenses. 



14 Nisan 2026 Salı

"Crash & Release": Woman Barely Avoids Tragic End - T'was Her "Fate", in Antalya

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(Sözcü Newspaper, 14 April 2026)



















 
                   Chance is a fool's name for fate...

In Antalya's Manavgat distrct at about 9 o'clock yesterday morning,
truck driver Erkan Yılmaz stopped suddenly at an intersection to
avoid hitting a car driven by Kader Süzen Duran (whose first name
means "fate"!").

However (!), the sudden stop caused the iron rods in Yılmaz's truck
to fall out on top of Kader hanım's car, crashing through her car's
roof and windshield.  Her passenger Buse Akın was slightly injured
in her foot by an iron rod, but Kader hanım fatefully (!) was unhurt.







13 Nisan 2026 Pazartesi

TNT History Archives: Atomic Theory - Ömer Sıtkı Işıksal, The Misunderstood "Turkish Einstein"

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(Cumhuriyet Newspaper, 12 April 2026) 









                  Soldier- Scientist Ömer Sıtkı Işıksal

By Tolga Aydoğan

Explorer who discovered the atomic model

Could such a scientist emerge from our country in the years when 
Einstein's discoveries shook the world? The views and discoveries 
defended by Ömer Sıtkı Işıksal, who said that he was not understood 
by the scientific community in Turkey, open the door to a "what if" 
story that many of you have not heard before.

On January 19, 1933, at 13.30, the Great Leader Atatürk left the 
mansion where he was staying in Bursa and visited the spa facility 
in Çekirge and then the Bursa İpek İş Factory.

Here, after receiving information from the factory manager Reşat Bey, 
he stopped by the military hospital to give morale to the patients, and 
while taking a breather in the chief physician's room, he was
informed that a person wanted to meet him.

The incident was reflected in the next day's Cumhuriyet newspaper 
as follows:

"Before leaving the hospital, His Excellency the President listened to 
the explanation of Sıtkı Bey, who was promoted from the military district 
governorship (lieutenant colonel) in the medical room. Sıtkı Bey says 
that he has discovered a new atomic model and that this discovery will 
make great revolutions in the world of physics and chemistry and, due 
to its application, in the world of science. He even published an article 
about his discovery in a reputable magazine in the French science world 
and aroused interest. He participated in the Nobel science award 
competition. He is trying to have his work published in order to enter. 
His Excellency Gazi also promised to help in printing this person's work.”



























Upon this news, the press of the period became interested in the issue 
and all eyes suddenly turned to Ömer Sıtkı Işıksal, who claimed to have 
discovered the atomic model.

Ömer Sıtkı Bey, whose name had not been heard in the scientific world 
until that day, was a soldier of engineer origin. After graduating from 
engineering school, he was sent to Germany for education with a state 
scholarship, where he worked as a manager at the Tophane factory and 
as a physics-chemistry teacher at Bursa Işıklar Military High School 
in his later years.

On the other hand, he invented a periodic table that he claimed to fill 
the gaps in Mendeleev's periodic table, which is used in the field of 
chemistry.

Atatürk wanted this discovery of Ömer Sıtkı Bey, who asked for his 
support, to be investigated and brought together the scientists of the 
period in Dolmabahçe Palace. He personally attended the first meeting 
on February 25, 1933. Physics professors Salih Murat Uzdilek and 
Tevfik Subaşı, two of the important teachers of the period, astronomer-
mathematician Ord. Prof. Dr. Ali Yar, the first atomic physicist 
Prof. Dr. Fahir Yeniçay, Kandilli Observatory director Fatin Gökmen, 
Chemistry professor Ligor Taranakidis were among the delegation.

Sıtkı Bey's thesis was evaluated for three days, and the Turkish press 
followed the developments closely. In the Cumhuriyet newspaper, 
under the title "Atomic theory debates", it was stated that "Sıtkı Bey 
claims to have reached the important conclusion that physics scientists 
are busy searching for" and asked him to be associated with the 
publication of his book and his discovery in order to be a candidate 
for the Nobel Prize.



























Again, in the 26 February 1933 issue of Cumhuriyet newspaper, the 
statement of Sıtkı Bey, who was stated to have won a science award 
from France, "It will be possible to move a train with a spark" was 
also included, and the power of the atom was tried to be explained.

However, no positive results emerged from the three-day meetings. 
Ömer Sıtkı Bey could not convince the professors in the delegation 
about his discovery. One of the teachers expressed his negative opinion 
with the sentence: "The theories that Sıtkı Bey claims to have 
discovered have no value from the point of view of logic in today's 
scientific world."

Prof. Dr. Salih Murat Bey, though, stated, "If the world of science 
can use the pressure inside an atom, a small spark will be able to 
move locomotives and ships for years. Scientists are currently 
working to learn the mechanism of the atom. Benefiting from this 
will be a task that will take years."

The committee claimed that Mr. Sıtkı tried to make a discovery in 
good faith, but that he repeated existing scientific data and was 
confused on some issues. The first atomic physicist Prof. Dr. Fahir 
Yeniçay said that if necessary, they could discuss the issue at 
Darülfünun Faculty of Science and that if Sıtkı Bey were right, 
they would applaud him.

Sıtkı Bey responded to the delegation who do not believe in his 
discovery through the press and claimed that they did not understand 
him. He said, "You know, Einstein was the target of many slanders 
when he said this. Now, we see that there is no event that is not based 
on that theory," and likened his situation to the situation experienced 
by Einstein.

He also added: "However, our revolution is not the age of iron and fire, 
but the age of electrons. I am sure that this will be understood sooner 
or later," and claims that it will be understood in the future.


























Ömer Sıtkı Bey published his book describing his discovery in January 
1934 under the title "New Atomic Theory." He also made efforts to be 
nominated for the Nobel Prize, and even published books titled 
"Atom and Mathematics" and "Mechanics and Electricity."

A remarkable news item about Ömer Sıtkı Bey appeared in the Son 
Posta newspaper on November 7, 1948. The news stated that Sıtkı Bey's 
work "contains the atomic formula and the definition of the atom 
within this formula, which even American scientists who possess the 
atomic bomb did not yet know."

It was also stated that the Nobel Committee examined and admired 
Sıtkı Bey's work, and it was shared that Fritz Arndt, a chemistry 
professor at ITU, took action to nominate him for the Nobel Prize. 
On the other hand, Işıksal corresponded with the Nobel committee 
in 1948 and 1949 and stated that he wanted to be a candidate for his 
discovery.

In response to his letter on May 5, 1949, in which he explained his 
discovery of the atom, he received a letter from the Rector of the 
Federal Polytechnic School in Switzerland, Fritz Stüssi, who noted
that the work was received positively and would be shared with 
Ferdinand Gonseth.

And the aftermath of Ömer Sıtkı Işıksal is unknown. His family, 
whom I could barely reach, said that he corresponded with Albert 
Einstein about the periodic table during his lifetime, and that they 
had a box of documents waiting to be investigated.

Ömer Sıtkı Işıksal left us as a "misununderstood" explorer, in his 
own words, who claimed to have made a great discovery since the 
1930s, who strived to be a Nobel candidate.




"Expire & Release": Angel of Death Had a Watery Back-up Plan, in Siirt

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(Milliyet Newspaper, 13 April 2026)

















               When it's your time, it's your time.

Naime Gölbaşı (55), a resident of Meşelik village in Baykan district
of Siirt province, suffered a heart attack, so her relatives put her in a
minibus to get her to a hospital. 

However (!), heavy rains caused the Baykan Stream to overflow and
the minibus became stranded amid the swollen water flow.  Rescue
teams from AFAD, UMKE and the Gendarmerie rushed to the scene
along with heavy equipment, but Naime hanım lost consciousness and
by the time she reached Siirt Training and Research Hospital she had
passed away. 



12 Nisan 2026 Pazar

"Spin & Release": Man Thrown from "Zero Gravity" Ride Dies, in Edirne

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(Milliyet Newspaper, 12 April 2026)















                                           Whoops!

In Edirne, amusement park operator H.K. and employee E.K., who were 
referred to the courthouse in connection with the death of Sedat Coktaş, 
who fell from the "Zero Gravity" ride, were arrested.

The incident occurred the previous evening at the amusement park 
located between the Tunca and Meriç bridges on Lausanne Street. Sedat 
Çoktaş was thrown from the "Zero Gravity" ride at the amusement park.

Upon noticing the situation, amusement park employees alerted the 
authorities, and police and medical teams were dispatched to the scene.
Sedat Çoktaş, who was injured, was taken to Trakya University Faculty 
of Medicine Hospital after initial treatment. Despite all efforts by the 
doctors, Çoktaş could not be saved.

Don't try this at home...



















11 Nisan 2026 Cumartesi

"Fleece & Release": Sell-off of Goods of "Transferred Soldiers and Police" Dupes the Gullible, in Diyarbakır and Elsewhere

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(Hürriyet Newspaper, 11 April 2026)















             Victims need to learn this...for next time.

Suspects posted fake ads on platforms like Letgo and Facebook, claiming 
"I've been transferred, I'm selling my belongings," and gained the victims' 
trust by posing as soldiers or police officers.

To strengthen communication with those they had made agreements with, 
the gang, which supposedly arranged transportation, increased credibility 
by sharing minibus and bus license plates and driver information. 
Believing their goods were en route, the victims sent the money, but 
neither the products arrived nor could they find anyone to contact.

Following complaints, an investigation revealed that 234,750 TL (about
$5,200) in illicit gains had been obtained from 21 victims. The Diyarbakır 
Chief Public Prosecutor's Office identified a total of 37 million TL (about
$828,000) in transactions in the bank accounts used by the suspects. On 
April 7th, simultaneous operations were conducted in Antalya, Batman, 
Istanbul, and Bismil district of Diyarbakır. 23 suspects were taken into 
custody, and 20 mobile phones and 21 SIM cards were seized during 
searches of the addresses.

Following questioning by the Diyarbakır Duty Magistrate Court, 10 of the 
suspects were arrested, and judicial control measures were imposed 
on 13 others.