17 Temmuz 2026 Cuma

"Fruit & Release": Thieves Target Melons and Watermelons Because They're "Fast-Selling", in Adana

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(Hürriyet Newspaper, 17 July 2026)



















"I wish I had a watermelon!" - when wishes come true...

Muhittin Alağaş (40) and two friends went to the market in Adana, stole 
approximately 600 kilograms of melons and watermelons (!) from two 
parked trucks, loaded them onto a light commercial vehicle, and left the 
area. Following the incident, which was captured on security camera 
footage, the suspect was taken into custody. In his statement, he said, 
"We stole the melons and watermelons because they are fast-selling 
products." Alağaş was arrested, while the two other suspects are still 
being sought.

The incident occurred on May 2nd at around 02:30 AM in the Vedat 
Dalokay Market Complex in the Yeşiloba neighborhood of Seyhan 
district. Muhittin Alağaş and his two friends drove around for a while 
in their light commercial vehicle before going to the market. Alağaş 
and his friends climbed onto a parked truck loaded with watermelons 
and melons belonging to market vendor Abdullah B. The suspects 
stole approximately 600 kilograms of watermelons and melons from 
the truck's cargo bed, loaded them onto their vehicle, and then left the 
area. Those moments were captured on security camera.
















                 Careful! These melons may be "hot".

The next day, when Abdullah B. arrived at work and discovered the 
theft, he reported it to the Public Security Branch Directorate's Theft 
and Pickpocketing Bureau. After reviewing security camera footage 
from the area and along the route, the teams identified the vehicle's 
license plate (!) and determined it belonged to Muhittin Alağaş, who
was located and apprehended during a police raid.

Muhittin Alağaş, who was taken to the police station, stated in his 
testimony, “When we saw the melons and watermelons, we decided 
to steal them. We stole them because they are quick-selling products. 
We sold the melons and watermelons to someone we didn’t know.”

Following the procedures, Muhittin Alağaş was referred to the 
courthouse and arrested by the court. It was reported that efforts 
to apprehend the other two suspects are ongoing.



16 Temmuz 2026 Perşembe

"Flush & Release": Son Reported Dad "Missing" but Dismembered Body Found in Toilet, in Kırıkkale

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(NTV website, 16 July 2026)


























             Final resting place (!).

Inconsistencies in the statements of Ö. Ayan, who reported his father 
missing to the Gendarmerie in Çelebi district of Kırıkkale, revealed the 
murder. The dismembered body (!) of his father, Yusuf Ayan, was found
in the toilet of an annex to his house. 

The incident occurred in Karaağaç village, Çelebi district. According to 
the information obtained, Ö. Ayan (25) reported that he had not heard 
from his father, Yusuf Ayan (55), for about a day and filed a missing 
person report.

Following the report, an investigation was launched by the Kırıkkale 
Chief Public Prosecutor's Office. Upon the prosecutor's instruction, 
the Provincial Gendarmerie Command teams conducted a thorough
 search for Ayan.

As part of the investigation, statements were taken from the informant, 
Ö. Ayan, and other individuals believed to be connected to the incident. 
Due to inconsistencies in Ö. Ayan's statements, the focus shifted to the 
house and its surroundings.


















During a search conducted by gendarmerie teams, parts of Yusuf Ayan's 
body were found in the toilet of an annex to his residence. It was 
determined that Ayan's body had been dismembered.

Three suspects, including Ö. Ayan, were taken into custody and efforts 
are underway to apprehend another suspect whose identity has been 
determined. The dismembered body parts were sent to the Forensic 
Medicine Institute for autopsy after the crime scene investigation 
teams completed their work.





15 Temmuz 2026 Çarşamba

"Picnic & Release": When Good Picnics Go Bad, in Van and Caddebostan

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(Hürriyet Newspaper, 15 July 2026)





















Picnic-goers pitched in to help in Van...

Nihat Yaşa (46) lost his life after losing his balance and falling into a 
stream while on a picnic with his friends in the Bahçesaray district of 
Van. All that remains of Yaşa are the photos he took with his friends 
yesterday and today. 

Nihat Bey went on a picnic with his friends who came to visit him 
from İzmir, in the Subaşı area of ​​the Bahçesaray district. There, he lost 
his balance and fell into the stream. His friends entered the water to 
rescue him.

However (!), swept away by the current, Yaşa disappeared from sight. 
His friends, with the help of local residents, launched a search operation 
for him. Teams were dispatched to the area following a report. Using 
heavy machinery, the search efforts led to the discovery of Nihat Yaşa's 
lifeless body 6 kilometers from the point where he fell into the water. 
After examination, Nihat Yaşa's body was taken to the hospital morgue 
for an autopsy.
















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türkçe links to original Turkish article

(Hürriyet Newspaper, 15 July 2026)
















...while picnic-goers mixed it up in Caddebostan.

A dispute broke out between two groups picnicking in Kadıköy, 
Istanbul, for reasons that are still unknown. The argument quickly 
escalated into a fight involving sticks and fists, which was recorded 
by bystanders using their mobile phone cameras.

The incident occurred yesterday evening on the Caddebostan shore. 
The fight was eventually brought under control with the intervention 
of bystanders. 





14 Temmuz 2026 Salı

"Fleece & Release": I Have a Ship I'd Like to Sell You, in Kandıra

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(Hürriyet Newspaper, 14 July 2026)
















     "...and it will fit under the bridge I'd like to sell you."

A decision has been made to hold a tender for the sale of the 81-meter-
long, Tanzanian-flagged cargo ship 'RAPID', which ran aground off the 
coast of Kandıra district on September 18, 2025. The ship, which has 
been idle for approximately 9 months and 25 days, will be offered for 
sale through an open bidding process with an estimated price of 
7,411,754 TL. (about $157,500). 

The 'RAPID', carrying 2,135 tons of gypsum and en route from Bartın 
to Ukraine, ran aground on September 18, 2025, in the Pembe Kayalıklar 
area of ​​Kefken, Kandıra district. The crew, consisting of 6 Ukrainians 
and 1 Iranian, were rescued by helicopter due to strong winds and rough 
waves.  Subsequently, another ship equipped with a crane was used to 
unload the 2,135 tons of gypsum.



























"Oh, you want details? Here you go..."

A decision has been made to hold a tender to sell the ship .According to 
the tender notice published by the Kefken Port Authority, the dry cargo 
ship named RAPID, built in 1991, 81.07 meters long, 11.30 meters wide, 
5.40 meters deep, 1574 GRT, flying the Tanzanian flag and bearing IMO 
number 8919233, is being offered for sale in its current location. The 
notice states that the ship, which drifted and ran aground on September 18, 
2025, and has been anchored in the Kefken Island area since November 
14, 2025, within the administrative area of ​​the Kefken Port Authority, will 
be sold through an open bidding process in accordance with Article 7 of 
the Ports Law No. 618 and the State Tender Law No. 2886.

It was announced that the tender specifications can be obtained from the 
Kocaeli Regional Port Authority upon payment of 10,000 TL to the 
Vakıfbank Emek Branch of the Ministry of Transport and Infrastructure 
Revolving Fund, with the explanation "Tender File Fee," and presentation 
of the receipt. The tender will be held on Monday, July 27th, at 4:00 PM 
in the meeting room on the 2nd floor of the Kocaeli Regional Port Authority, 
by the Kefken Port Authority using the Open Bidding Procedure. The 
estimated sale price of the vessel is 7,411,754 TL, and the provisional 
guarantee deposit is 222,353.62 TL.




13 Temmuz 2026 Pazartesi

"Chat GPT & Release": AI Provided Guidance to Man who Found Drone on Black Sea Coast

 

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(dünya.com website, 13 July 2026)




























From Russia with...love?


He asked AI, and when it said 'no bomb,' he put the drone in the trunk 
of his car.  Ali Çabuk, 63, who saw a drone washed ashore in Karasu 
district of Sakarya, sent a photo of it to the artificial intelligence 
application on his mobile phone. After receiving the answer 'no bomb' 
from the application, Çabuk loaded the drone into the trunk of his car 
with his wife and grandson and took it home. 

However (!), he realized the danger of what he had done after being 
warned by Genmdarmerie bomb disposal teams. Since the drone, 
which was determined not to be carrying explosives, did not fit in the 
Gendarmerie vehicle, it was taken to the Gendarmerie outpost in Çabuk's 
vehicle.

The drone is no doubt connected to the ongoing Russia-Ukraine war
- a number of such drones have washed up on the Black Sea shore
in Turkey.  

Instead of seashells...drone shells.



















Ali Çabuk explained what happened: "As we were walking along the
shore, we noticed an object and thought it might be a drone. Right
away I asked AI about it via the app on my phone. In response, AI
told me that the drone had come from Russia but was not carrying
a bomb.  

Ali bey decided to put the drone in his truck and take it home.:
"It was very heavy and I couldn't lift it myself so my wife and 
grandson helped me. Then I called the Gendarmerie and they 
determined that it was harmless. But, in any case, the Gendarmerie 
took the drone away  - in my truck because it wouldn't fit in 
theirs." (!)

Karasu is at far upper right on the Black Sea coast.





12 Temmuz 2026 Pazar

"Burn & Release": Rejected "Opportunist" Has Nephew Pose as Addict to Pour Acid on Woman Who Spurned Him, in Şile, Istanbul

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(Hürriyet Newspaper, 12 July 2026)















                   Gökmen bey certainly looks the part.

In Istanbul, Gökmen Uyanık (whose surname means "opportunist") 
and his girlfriend Derya Demir went camping a month ago. There, a 
man supposedly (!) addicted to paint thinner - a "tinerci" - asked the 
couple for money but when rejected he poured a chemical substance 
on Derya hanım., who suffered burns to nearly half of her body.  
She has been receiving treatment in intensive care for about a month. 

However (!), it has emerged that Gökmen Uyanık dressed his nephew 
İsa Uyanık as a "tinerci" and had him pour the chemical substance on 
his girlfriend,  who wanted to break up with him. 

Gökmen Uyanık and Derya hanım (44), who had been in a relationship 
for about 1.5 years, went to a campsite in Şile Sofular on June 7, 2026, 
to have coffee. After spending some time there, a "masked paint thinner 
addict" approached them and asked for money. When the couple refused 
to give him money, the addict left. After a while, Gökmen Uyanık got up 
to get coffee for Derya hanım. Seeing that she was alone, the "addict" 
approached her, poured a chemical substance on her, and fled the scene. 

Seeing Derya hanım screaming in pain, her boyfriend Gökmen Uyanık 
took the injured woman to the hospital in his own car. After receiving 
initial treatment at Şile State Hospital, Derya Demir was transferred to 
Dr. Lütfi Kırdar City Hospital in Kartal and admitted to the intensive 
care unit.

"İsa" means "Jesus" (!)



























After the incident, Derya hanım's daughter, Sıla Sevde Beşparmak, went 
to the Gendarmerie and complained about her mother's boyfriend, 
Gökmen Uyanık. Following the complaint, the teams detained Gökmen 
Uyanık but then released him. 

Nevertheless, in the technical and physical examination carried out on 
Gökmen Uyanık's mobile phone by the Şile Chief Public Prosecutor's 
Office, his phone calls to a company in Ümraniye to find chemicals and 
his intense correspondence with his colleague Arif Özer before and after 
the day of the incident drew attention. 

Taking action for the operation upon the decision of the prosecutor's office, 
the Gendarmerie detained Gökmen Uyanık and 3 more people who were 
thought to be connected to the incident. In his statement, Arif Özer 
admitted that Gökmen Uyanık was the one who planned the incident, 
that he disguised his nephew İsa Uyanık as an addict to throw 
chemicals at Derya hanım, and that he brought İsa Uyanık to the scene. 

The teams started working on this confession and detained İsa Uyanık
During İsa Uyanık's interrogation by the prosecutor, a scar on his hand 
caught the attention of the police. Suspecting foul play, İsa Uyanık was 
cross-examined and confessed that the scar was sustained during the 
attack on Derya hanım. 

Following the completion of police procedures, five suspects were referred 
to the courthouse. Gökmen Uyanık, İsa Uyanık, and Arif Özer were 
arrested and sent to prison on charges of "attempted murder," while Y.A. 
and E.K. were released under judicial supervision. Meanwhile, it was stated 
that the investigation to determine the nature of the chemical substance 
thrown at Derya hanım is ongoing.

Ouch.



























Speaking to Hürriyet about the events, Derya hanım's daughter, Sıla 
Sevde Beşparmak, said, "The incident happened at noon, and we received 
the news around 11 PM. My mother's close friend, Y.A., informed us. 
There are threatening messages from Gökmen Uyanık to my mother. We 
suspected Gökmen Uyanık from the very beginning. We filed a 
complaint." 

She added that her mother had been trying to break up with her boyfriend 
Gökmen Uyanık for three months:

“My mother has been in the hospital for a month. She has second and 
third-degree burns on 27% of her body. She has had many surgeries, and 
the surgical process is still ongoing. The left side of her face is 
particularly badly burned. Part of her ear was cut off. My mother had 
been in a relationship with this man for 1.5 years. They had been working 
together at the same textile company for 5-6 years. My mother had been 
trying to break up with him for three months, but she couldn't because of 
the threats. The man was disturbingly jealous. He threatened my mother 
with us; she wanted to go to the police and file a complaint many times, 
but she couldn't. He threatened her saying things like, ‘You can't leave me, 
I'll kill you, I'll do this and that to your daughters.’”

"Most likely, my mother had to endure it to protect us. There's also a loan 
that Gökmen Uyanık took out on my mother; we don't know the exact 
amount. Currently, there's a debt of around 300-400 thousand TL (about
$7-8,000) remaining, which we're paying because it's in my mother's name. 
Maybe that's why my mother couldn't leave him; we don't know." 

By the way, Gökmen Uyanık is married (!), we just found out. He has three 
children. I don't know if my mother knew this. Maybe she tried to leave 
him after finding out; that's also a possibility. Since she's in intensive care 
right now, we can't talk to her and ask for details.”






11 Temmuz 2026 Cumartesi

"Capture & Release": Turk Stranded in Mecca for 40 Years (!) Returning to Sivas

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(Hürriyet Newspaper, 11 July 2026)

















         Greetings pilgrim; your search has (finally) ended.

Ali Baybaş (77), who was stranded in Mecca, Saudi Arabia, after going 
there 40 years ago (!) from Sivas, due to a legal process that resulted in 
a travel ban, is returning to his hometown thanks to the diplomatic 
efforts that have been made.

Ali Baybaş, registered in the Kavak village of Gürün district in Sivas, 
has been stranded in Saudi Arabia for approximately 40 years due to 
legal obstacles and a travel ban imposed because he failed to attend 
a court case opened against him.

Over time, he suffered accidents that left him partially paralyzed, and 
he struggled with serious health problems, trying to survive on the 
streets of Mecca. This year, he was discovered in a weakened state by 
Turkish pilgrims. His plight, brought to public attention through social 
media posts, also caught the attention of politicians. 

Ali bey, stuck in Mecca airport, 40 years ago.
















Following the efforts of AK Party Sivas MP Rukiye Toy, the Ministry 
of Foreign Affairs initiated work to facilitate Ali Baybaş's return to Turkey. 
Diplomatic efforts by the Turkish Embassy in Riyadh and the Consulate 
General in Jeddah with Saudi Arabian authorities yielded positive results.
 All administrative and travel bans against Ali Baybaş were completely 
lifted, and his return to Türkiye officially began.

Planning has been made for Ali Baybaş, whose exit barrier from Saudi A
rabia has been eliminated, to come to Türkiye. Ali Baybaş, whose flight 
ticket was purchased, will be in Istanbul in the evening. AK Party Deputy 
Rukieye Toy will personally welcome Ali Baybaş at Istanbul Airport. 
Baybaş, who is planned to stay one night in Istanbul, will then be 
transported to Sivas.

Maybe he'll take the train from Mecca...



























...and then the new high-speed train from Istanbul to Sivas!