"Nuclear Release": Energetic Shopkeeper Changes His Official Name to "Atom", in Rize

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(Hürriyet Newspaper, 6 April 2026)

                Anymore, he's officially radioactive.

Seyfullah Gökyıldız (48), a tradesman in Rize, changed his nickname 

'Atom', which his friends gave him and which became synonymous with 

him, to his official name by court order. Regarding his new identity, 

Gökyıldız said, "I was Seyfullah for 48 years, from now on I will 

continue my life as Atom. This name gives me a lot of self-confidence; 

I feel stronger."

Gökyıldız attracted attention with his energetic personality and became 

known as "Atom" among his friends and on social media. His constant 

response to "How are you?" with "I'm like an atom" led him to adopt the 

nickname "Atom," and he decided to change his official name. After 

researching and discovering that no one else had the name "Atom," 

Gökyıldız applied to the court to change his name. Following the 

completion of the legal process, Gökyıldız's name officially became "Atom." 

He updated all his official documents, from his driver's license to his 

property deeds, with his new name, and those who hear his name, 

especially in institutions, are often surprised.

There is, though, a namesake...

Describing the process of his nickname turning into his name, Atom 

Gökyıldız said, "Besides my close circle, my friends on social media 

also call me 'Atom'. Then it got serious. I said, 'The name Atom is very 

nice.' I did some research. and  I couldn't find the name Atom anywhere 

in the world. The state also has the right to change names, so I took it to 

court. And so we changed our name to Atom. When my friends saw me 

on the street and asked, 'How are you?', I would always say, 'I'm like an 

atom.' So it's something that has become synonymous with me. I really 

liked the name, and when I realized that there was no one else like it in 

the world, we decided to change it like that. There's Atom toast, there's 

Atom juice, but I haven't come across Atom as a name. According to my

own research, I'm unique in the world."

Gökyıldız, stating that he renewed all his official documents after the 

name change, said, "Everything official on my record has changed. 

From my driver's license to my ID card, bank cards, even property deeds, 

everything is changing. Because you're reborn. This name gives me a 

huge boost of self-confidence. I feel stronger. For 48 years I was 

Seyfullah, from now on I will continue my life as Atom. It was my 

nickname, something that was synonymous with me. I didn't feel like 

a stranger when I changed my name."

"Rise & Release": TNT Easter Edition - Messiah Appears ! - in Karabük

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(Haberler.com, 5 April 2026

 

                           Souvenir store in the back.

In Karabük, various writings such as "Prophet," "66," "Messiah," "Jesus," 

and "35," which a 61-year-old man claiming to be the "Messiah" had 

written on the roof of his house and the fence in front of it, were removed 

under the supervision of police and municipal enforcement teams.

According to the information obtained, after citizens reported seeing 

various writings such as "Prophet", "66", "Messiah", "Jesus" and "35" 

written on the roof and surroundings of the house of M.D. (61) in Bayır, 

Bağlar Street, police and municipal teams were dispatched to the scene. 

The teams asked the homeowner, M.D., to remove the writings. After 

the man reacted negatively, the writings were removed with the help of 

paint.

Looks the part, anyway.

M.D. claimed that he received a divine revelation. He alleged that his 

family was placed under surveillance following an incident he claimed 

occurred in the İspir district of Erzurum, and stated that he had no 

connection to any of the well-known figures in the public eye.

M.D., who claimed that there were no complaints from citizens and 

that some people congratulated him, said that he was preaching to people, 

that his call for "jihad" did not carry a violent meaning, and that the 

greatest is the one waged with the pen and words.

M.D. stated that he felt surrounded by his family from a young age, 

and claimed that his messianic claim became definitive approximately 

5 to 8 years ago. M.D. asserted that people of different religions were 

"waiting for Jesus Christ" and that he was that person.

Not to be confused with the real Messi-ah.

Now known as "New Jerusalem"

"Rob & Release": Thief Stole TIR, Drove It to Ex-Girlfriend's House and Purloined Her Lap-top, in Bolu

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(Hürriyet Newspaper, 1 April 2026)

                 A.G. does his heists with a flourish!

A.G. (30)  stole a parked TIR (tractor-trailer) in Bolu and then drove it  

to his ex-girlfriend's house, where he pilfered her laptop. (!)

The incident occurred on the evening of March 21 in the Köroğlu 

neighborhood of Bolu. A parked truck was stolen in the neighborhood,

prompting a police investigation.  

The stolen truck was found by the police in the Sümer neighborhood. 

Police teams reviewed 200 hours of security camera footage and identified 

the suspect as A.G. After days of investigation, the suspect was 

apprehended at his home in the Akpınar neighborhood. It was revealed 

that the suspect had driven the stolen truck to his ex-girlfriend's house 

and stolen a laptop from there (!). After completing the necessary 

procedures at the police station, A.G. was referred to the courthouse.

The question arises...what's on that lap-top!?

"Obsession & Release": Emotions Run Wild, in Istanbul and Aksaray

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(Hürriyet Newspaper, 31 March 2026)

                Obsession target horrified by events!

Muhammet S., who worked as a security guard at a private bank in 

Beşiktaş, Istanbul, became obsessed with and harassed a female 

employee at the same bank.

Muhammet S. was recently fired from his job following a complaint

by his obsession target. Yesterday, around 10:30 AM, he stormed the 

bank branch from which he was fired, armed with a knife. He first 

went to the bank manager, held him hostage by threatening him 

with a knife to his throat, and then seized the weapon of the bank's 

security guard who was trying to persuade him to surrender.

Following a tip-off, numerous police teams were dispatched to the scene. 

Muhammet S., who attempted to flee the bank after firing a gun into the 

air that he had seized from a security guard, was injured in the leg after 

being bitten by a specially trained K9 police dog. (!)

"Just doin' my job."

Surrounded by police teams in the bank's courtyard, Muhammet S. then 

pointed the gun at himself and attempted suicide. Ignoring attempts at 

persuasion by police at the scene and remaining motionless with the gun 

pointed at himself, the suspect was apprehended by special operations 

police.

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(Hürriyet Newspaper, 31 March 2026)

Defending mom's honor in the face of pepper spray in his face.

In Aksaray, in the apartment on the 3rd floor of a 4-story building, C.M. 

(20) started arguing with G.I. (38), the boyfriend of his mother A.D. (38), 

the previous night. As the argument escalated into a fight, C.M. stabbed 

G.I. twice in the abdomen. G.I. collapsed to the ground bleeding, while 

C.M. quickly fled the house.

Following a report from neighbors who heard the commotion and came 

outside, police and medical teams were dispatched to the address. G.I., 

who was seriously injured, was taken out of the building on a stretcher 

by medical personnel and A.D. and taken to an ambulance. 

The lovely A.D., in white, caused the whole ruckus!

However (!), C.M., who had been hiding in the building after the incident, 

tried to stab G.I. again as he was being taken to the ambulance. Police 

officers at the scene intervened by spraying pepper spray on C.M., who 

was holding a knife. 

Meanwhile, paramedics took the injured G.I. and his female friend A.D. 

into the ambulance and closed the door. C.M. then tried to open the back 

door of the ambulance by hitting it 4-5 times with the knife he was holding. 

The police intervened again with pepper spray. This time, C.M. tried to 

attack the police officer who was trying to stop him with the knife.

C.M. the ambulance-chaser with no law degree.

During the ensuing scuffle, C.M. tried to run away from the area, but was 

caught by the police after running about 150 meters and taken into custody.

G.I., who was taken to Aksaray Education and Research Hospital, is 

reported to be in critical condition. Following the incident, A.D. was 

also taken into custody by police. C.M. and his mother, A.D., caused 

difficulties for the police at the hospital during their medical examination. 

Mother A.D. slapped a police officer at the hospital. (!)

The mother and son, who were calmed down with difficulty by the police, 

were taken to the Provincial Police Directorate for questioning after their 

medical examination. After completing the procedures at the police station, 

mother A.D. and son C.M. were brought before the court and arrested.

Aksaray a.k.a "middle of nowhere", is now on the map!

"Fleece & Release": Mini-Skirt Gang Hoodwinks Hapless Men, in Ankara

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(HaberTürk website, 30 March 2026)

                                   "This is too easy."

A shocking operation targeting a female gang was carried out in Ankara. 

The gang, which met men through social media and pretended to be their 

"lovers," then robbed their victims in their homes using a trap. The 

women's "love trap" was exposed through security camera footage. 

23 suspects were apprehended in the operation. In the investigation, 

15 people, including 8 women, were arrested.

The all-female gang lured men through social media accounts, quickly 

gaining their trust and acting as their "girlfriends." They would then 

meet the victims in their homes or hotel rooms, where they would 

proceed with their planned actions.

They threatened some of the men by video recording their sexual 

encounters. They beat others, threatened them with weapons, and 

extorted money from them. Not content with this, the gang members 

intimidated the victims into sending money from their bank accounts.

Girls just wanna have fun!

It was learned that the suspects threatened their victims by saying, 

"We'll scream, we'll tell your family, we'll spread the videos on the 

internet." For this reason, it emerged that most of the victims kept their 

experiences secret and did not report them to the police. 

However, through technical surveillance and field work, the gang 

was gradually exposed.

Following physical and technical surveillance by police teams, a 

total of 20 separate robbery incidents involving the gang were 

identified.  In the operations conducted, 23 suspects were 

apprehended. Following the investigation at the police station, 

15 of the suspects, 8 of whom were women, were arrested by the 

court and sent to prison.

"Photoshop & Release": Neighbor's Clacking High-Heels Prompted "Despicable" Revenge Plan, in Istanbul

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(Hürriyet Newspaper, 20 July 2019)

     Driven to despicable distraction by "click clack" noise.

In Beşiktaş, 66-year-old Mete Ö., who distributed a photoshopped image 

of his female neighbor with other, naked women, because he was 

bothered by the sound of her high-heels (!), has been charged with 

"violating the privacy of private life and illegally obtaining and 

disseminating personal data," facing up to 9 years in prison.

Mete Ö.'s upstairs neighbor Ayla Ç (29)., allegedly made noise by 

walking around her house in high heels for years. Despite repeated 

complaints and warnings, she continued to wear them, so in April of last 

year, Mete Ö. devised a despicable plan. (!)

Mete Ö. photoshopped Ayla hanım's social media photos onto images of 

naked women, also adding her phone number and home address. He then 

left these photos in building entrances, parks, and gardens. Ayla hanım

discovered the photos in her neighborhood.

After identifying where the photos were printed, she learned that Mete Ö. 

had orchestrated this plot. Following Ayla hanım's complaint, Mete Ö. was 

arrested.  In his statement, he expressed remorse, saying, "I am seriously 

ill with cancer. I regret what I did. Years of accumulated feelings led me 

to make such a mistake."

Mete bey's alternative plan was much more tame, but he chose the

despicable one. 

Vehicular Mayhem: Upside Down Toll Booth Entry and Deadly Parking Spot Dispute, in Pendik

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(Sözcü Newspaper, 26 March 2026)

     You're supposed to enter the toll booth right side up.

The accident occurred  at the Kurnaköy toll booth along the Northern

Marmara Highway at about one-thirty in the morning.  A vehicle 

driven by D.Ç. hit the concrete barriers around the toll booth, 

resulting in injuries to both D.Ç. and his passenger. 

Camera footage showed that D.Ç. approached the toll booth at 

a speed far in excess of the 30 kpm limit, lost control of his vehicle

and hit the concrete barriers. He and his passenger were extricated

from the wreck and hospitalized.  

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(Hürriyet Newspaper, 26 March 2026)

                Yet another murder-by-parking spot.

Killed by gunfire in front of his 11-year-old daughter by car dealership 

owner Seyfettin B. due to a parking dispute in Pendik, Hüseyin Teke (44) 

was sent on his final journey following the noon prayer.

Hüseyin Teke, who lives in a building on Mutluluk Street in Pendik's 

Bahçelievler neighborhood, noticed that Seyfettin B., who is reportedly 

the owner of a car dealership, was parking other vehicles belonging 

to his business in the parking lot. Upon noticing this, Teke called 

Seyfettin B. and expressed his displeasure, saying he couldn't park 

his own car.

Following the phone call, the two men encountered each other in front 

of the building, and another argument ensued. The argument quickly 

escalated into a gunfight. Seyfettin B. opened fire, severely wounding 

Hüseyin Teke in front of his 11-year-old daughter. Teke died in the 

hospital. Seyfettin B., who was wounded in the leg during the 

altercation, was taken to the hospital for treatment.

Following the autopsy at the Forensic Medicine Institute, the body of 

Hüseyin Teke, who lost his life, was handed over to his family. Teke's 

body was brought to the front of the house where the incident occurred 

for a final farewell. His wife, Fatoş Teke, was seen unable to hold back 

her tears. After the farewell ceremony, Teke's body was taken to the 

Erenler Mosque in Pendik.