"Yield & Release": Road-Ragers, Going the Wrong Way, Stabbed Right Way Driver, in Istanbul

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(A Haber website, 19 October 2026)

                      Well, in a perfect world...

In Istanbul’s Avcılar district, suspects—who allegedly got

into an argument with another driver over the right-of-way 

in traffic—followed the driver all the way to his home and

stabbed him in the neck. (!)

As they fled, the suspects also stabbed and wounded two 

other individuals—acquaintances of the driver—who had 

pursued them. The three injured people were transported to 

the hospital, and an operation has been launched to 

apprehend the suspects.

The incident took place today, around 13:00, in the Cihangir 

neighborhood. According to reports, an argument broke out 

between the occupants of a car traveling in the wrong 

direction (!)  and a driver proceeding in the correct lane, 

stemming from a dispute over the right-of-way. 

After the individuals in the other vehicle demanded the 

right-of-way—claiming they were on their way to a funeral—

a confrontation ensued, following which the driver continued 

on his way.

Following this, the suspects followed the driver—with whom 

they had been arguing—all the way to his home. Upon exiting 

their vehicle, the suspects demanded that the driver, who had 

gone inside, come back out. Despite objections from those in 

the house, the driver stepped outside and was stabbed in the

 neck during the ensuing altercation. 

The suspects then fled the scene in the vehicle they had arrived 

in. The driver’s relatives subsequently pursued the fleeing 

suspects. Two blocks away, two more individuals who confronted 

the suspects were also injured with a knife. In total, the suspects 

stabbed three people and, while making their escape, collided 

with a parked car. 

Following a report, police and medical teams were dispatched 

to the scene. The three injured individuals were transported to 

the hospital after receiving initial treatment from medical 

personnel. The police have launched an investigation to 

apprehend the suspects.

"Break Bad & Release": Foreign "Walter & Jesse" Nabbed in Camper Drug Sting, in Istanbul

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(Hürriyet Newspaper, 18 October 2026)

                    Istanbul version.

Two suspects who used a recreational vehicle (RV) for drug-

related activities—reminiscent of the series "Breaking Bad"—

were apprehended and subsequently arrested in an operation. 

Inside the RV and a residence, authorities seized materials 

used by the suspects for drug manufacturing, along with 

213 kilograms of synthetic drugs.

The Istanbul Narcotics Crimes Investigation Branch continues 

its efforts to prevent the manufacture and trafficking of narcotic 

or stimulant substances. Acting on suspicion, police teams 

began tracking two individuals who were seen exiting a foreign-

licensed camper van—parked on a street in the Şişli district—

carrying bags.

During searches conducted at the addresses, a total of 213 

kilograms of synthetic drugs—consisting of 162 kilograms in 

liquid form and 51 kilograms in solid, crystallized form—

were seized. Materials used by the suspects in the production 

of these drugs were also discovered in the caravan and the house.

Pooch released on his own recognizance... 

The teams discovered liquid synthetic narcotics stored in three 

separate compartments hidden beneath the camper van and 

continued their surveillance. Following approximately 15 days 

of technical and physical monitoring, investigators determined 

that the suspects had rented a house two streets away from where 

the camper van was parked. It was established that the liquid 

narcotics, processed inside the camper van, were being converted

into a solid form at this house before being distributed to the 

market. In an operation conducted by the teams on October 13 

at the identified locations, two foreign nationals were apprehended.

Following processing at the police station, the suspects were 

referred to the courthouse, where they were subsequently 

arrested by the presiding magistrate.

"Change & Release": Fraudster Was Planning Face-Change Just Before Capture, in Istanbul

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(Hürriyet Newspaper, 17 October 2026)

          M.H.A. was ready to pull the esthetic trigger!

The Robbery Bureau of the Istanbul Police Department’s Public 

Security Branch launched an operation to apprehend an individual 

identified as M.H.A., who is alleged to have orchestrated fraudulent

schemes in Germany, generating approximately 4 billion TL (about

$80 million)  in illicit proceeds. 

It was determined that the suspect, who faces a finalized prison 

sentence and ongoing legal proceedings, had been using forged 

documents to conceal his identity. Police discovered that M.H.A. 

was planning to undergo cosmetic surgery to alter his facial features (!); 

he was captured during an operation while attempting to schedule 

the procedure using a fake identity. 

Expanding the scope of the investigation, authorities tracked down 

seven other individuals—A.Y., M.K., M.C.S., İ.K., O.B., Ö.F.A., and T.A.

suspected of acting in collusion with M.H.A. These seven suspects were 

taken into custody during raids on various properties. Searches of these 

locations yielded numerous handguns, long-barreled automatic weapons, 

narcotics, and mobile phones believed to have been used in the fraudulent 

activities. The investigation further revealed that the suspects had rented 

several properties in the Maltepe district, converting them into call centers 

to carry out scams targeting individuals in Germany.

"Loose Lips & (No) Release": 13 Years Later, Killer's Related Threats Led to His Arrest, in Samsun

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(DHA News Agency, 16 October 2026)

Murat bey should have locked his lips with his mustache.

It has emerged that Murat Atasoy—one of two suspects in the 

murder of 50-year-old Arif Yılmaz, who was killed 13 years ago 

in the Çarşamba district of Samsun—had, on various occasions 

in the years following the crime, told people with whom he had 

arguments or altercations in the neighborhood:

 "You will end up just like Arif." (!)

The case concerning the death of Arif Yılmaz—whose body was

discovered on June 1, 2013, in the Beyyenice neighborhood of 

Çarşamba, bearing gunshot wounds to his head, leg, and chest—

has been reopened. The incident was re-examined in its entirety 

through a coordinated effort involving the Department for the 

Investigation of Unsolved Crimes (under the Ministry of Justice’s 

General Directorate of Criminal Affairs), the Çarşamba Crime 

Investigation Team (JASAT) of Samsun'sProvincial Gendarmerie 

Command, and the Çarşamba Chief Public Prosecutor's Office. 

Leveraging advancements in technology, investigators re-analyzed 

existing evidence, witness testimonies, and historical communication

(HTS) records. Communication data belonging to 28 individuals—

including some who had previously been cleared of suspicion—

were cross-referenced and examined.

Speaking to DHA, Arif Yılmaz’s older sister, Nefise Yılmaz, said, 

“We sent him off to the field with the livestock at 10:15. When he

hadn’t returned home by around 17:00, I grew worried. We have 

a field by the riverbank. I told my uncle that Arif hadn’t come home,

so he went out to look for him. We couldn’t find him in the field. 

The villagers all joined the search; they scoured the entire area. 

It was S.Y. and Y.G. who found him." 

"TNT Maritime Creatures Edition": Whale and Shark Snagged in Different Nets; Only the Shark Escaped

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(Hürriyet Newspaper, 15 October 2026)

              Even whales need to know what time it is.

American citizen Richard James Schueler, nicknamed "The Whale" (!) 

—who was wanted via an Interpol Red Notice for large-scale 

cryptocurrency fraud—has been captured in Istanbul. Teams from the 

Istanbul Police Department’s Intelligence Branch and the Financial 

Crimes Investigation Branch, with support from the National 

Intelligence Organization (MİT), launched an operation to apprehend 

individuals wanted internationally. 

Investigations revealed that Schueler, who was the subject of an Interpol 

Red Notice for cryptocurrency fraud, was in Istanbul. During an operation 

conducted yesterday morning at an address in Beşiktaş, authorities 

apprehended Schueler—alleged to have established an international 

cryptocurrency fraud network with operations linked to the United States, 

Finland, and Spain—along with his wife, A.K. 

Also seized at the residence were 64 luxury-brand watches, 20 gold 

bracelets, 7 gold chain necklaces, $600,000 in cash, and 2,600 Euros.

"Whale" seen here surrendering to a Turkish maritime police

squad member.

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(Hürriyet Newspaper, 15 October 2026)

Shark tanning a bit before return to sea.

Off the coast of Enez in Edirne, a 'bluntnose sixgill' shark—weighing 

350 kilograms and measuring 2.5 meters in length (!)—became 

entangled in the nets of local fishermen. The giant shark was hoisted 

onto the boat with the help of a crane, but instead of being brought to

 shore, it was released back into its natural habitat: the sea. 

Fisherman Emin Hasan Topal, who had set out from the Enez coast, 

noticed that a large creature had become caught in his nets. With the 

assistance of his crew, and after an hour-long effort, they managed to 

free the shark—a bluntnose sixgill measuring approximately 2.5 meters 

and weighing 350 kilograms. 

Once on board, the shark was subsequently returned to the sea. Noting 

that this was the first time he had ever caught a shark of such size, Emin 

Hasan Topal said, "It was a struggle to get the shark, which had become 

trapped in our nets, onto the boat using a hoist. We had never seen one 

this big before; we were quite taken aback. After freeing it from the nets, 

we released it back into the sea."

"Steel & Release": Turkish Couple Excel in Ironman Competition, in Hawaii

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(Sözcü Newspaper, 14 October 2026)

  Iron supplements the key to a successful marriage.

At the world championship Ironman competition held in Kalua-

Kona in Hawaii, Turkey was represented by married couple

Merve and Murat Güney. 

In the women's age 40-44 category, Merve hanım placed 9th

with a time of 10 hours, 29 minutes and 35 seconds (!). Her

husband Murat Güney, also competing in the age 40-44 men's

category, placed 28th among 184 competitors. After the meet,

the Turkish couple proudly displayed the Turkish flag. 

They deserve another medal for getting to Hawaii 

from Turkey.

"Beet & Release": Four Family Members Shot Dead in Sugar Beet Dispute, in Kastamonu

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(Hürriyet Newspaper, 13 October 2026)

            Ouch. Price of beets much too high.

Four members of the same family lost their lives in an armed altercation 

in  sugar beet field (!) between two families in the Taşköprü district of 

Kastamonu. 

The incident took place in the evening in the district's Akdeğirmen 

village. Allegedly, an argument broke out between the two families in a 

sugar beet field for reasons yet to be determined. As the dispute escalated 

quickly into a fight, Çetin A. opened fire with a pistol he was carrying. 

Sefa Karasu, İlhan Karasu, Ali Karasu, and Halit Karasu were critically 

injured in the shooting. Medical and Gendarmerie teams were dispatched 

to the scene following reports of the incident. Gendarmerie teams 

launched an operation to apprehend the suspect, Çetin A., who had fled

after the incident. Çetin A. subsequently surrendered to Gendarmerie 

teams in Kastamonu city.