4 Ağustos 2026 Salı

"Rotten & Release": Woman Battered While Buying Unripe Pears for Her Toothless Mom, in Istanbul

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(Hürriyet Newspaper, 4 August 2026)
























Volatile pear market...must be an Iran war effect.

A dispute broke out between a female customer and a market vendor 
in Beyoğlu district of Istanbul over choosing pears (!). According to 
the allegations, market vendor Selahattin Ş. (55) warned Nurcihan 
Yıkılkan (50), saying, "Sister, I sell these, we earn our living from them. 
Don't damage the products." When the argument escalated into a fight, 
Selahattin Ş. threw a wooden plank at Nurcihan Y.'s head. Yıkılkan, 
injured and bleeding profusely, received 10 stitches to her head at the 
hospital. Selahattin Ş. was taken into custody and subsequently arrested 
by the court. 

Speaking about the incident, Nurcihan Yıkılkan said, "He suddenly hit 
me on the head. I was covered in blood. Should women be treated like 
this? Don't they have mothers, fathers, wives, and children?"

The incident occurred on Monday, July 27th, around 7:00 PM at the 
neighborhood market in Kulaksız. During the argument, Selahattin Ş. 
insulted and swore at Nurcihan Yıkılkan. Selahattin Ş. then threw a 
wooden plank at Nurcihan Yıkılkan's head. Nurcihan Yıkılkan, injured 
by the plank, was attended to by medical and police teams who were 
dispatched to the scene after bystanders reported the incident.

Selahattin Ş. defending his pears' ripeness.



















Selahattin Ş., who was detained by police, is being prosecuted for 
"intentional injury." While the investigation continues, Selahattin Ş., 
after being processed at the police station, was referred to the courthouse 
and subsequently arrested by the court.

Nurcihan Yıkılkan, speaking about the incident, said, "I was cleaning. 
Around 6:30-7:00 PM, my mother asked for pears. My mother is blind; 
she is disabled, and she has no teeth. I said, 'Okay, Mom, I'll buy them.' 
I was also doing housework. At that time, I went to the market. There 
was a stall. There were some rotten fruits there. I was looking for some 
for my mother. A man there said, 'What are you doing?' I said, 'Sir, my 
mother is blind, and she has no teeth. I'm going to buy some unripe pears.' 
He said, 'You can't.' I said, 'Please, sir.' He cursed, saying, 'Your mother...' 
and said, 'You can't.' Suddenly, he hit me on the head. I couldn't understand 
what happened; I was covered in blood. Should women's lives be like this? 
Don't they have mothers, fathers, wives, and children? Can't we go to the 
market? Can't we buy what we want?"






3 Ağustos 2026 Pazartesi

"Rapids & Release": Raging Euphrates Claims Selfie-taker; But "Spares" Convict Who Faked Death, in Şanlıurfa

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(Hürriyet Newspaper, 3 August 2026)















        Selfie competing with Angel of Death these days. 

The incident occurred yesterday evening in the Dorucak neighborhood of 
Birecik district, Şanlıurfa province. According to reports, Havva Çelik, 
who was trying to take a selfie on the rocks by the Euphrates River, 
suddenly lost her balance and fell. Swept away by the current, Çelik 
disappeared.

Her family, noticing her disappearance, called the 112 Emergency Call
Center and requested assistance from health, Gendarmerie, and search 
and rescue teams. Teams dispatched to the scene recovered Havva Çelik's 
lifeless body. Following investigations at the scene, Çelik's body was
taken to the morgue for autopsy. 















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(Hürriyet Newspaper, 3 August 2026)















Called family from abroad to report that news of his
death was premature (!). 

A search operation was launched for Abdulkadir Taştan, the driver of the 
car that plunged into the Selgelen stream, a tributary of the Euphrates,
who was thought to have been swept away by the current and 
disappeared. 

However (!), Taştan, who was found to have numerous criminal records, 
was revealed to have planned to fake his own death when he called his 
family from abroad. 

On Friday night, in the Akçakale district of Şanlıurfa, a car with the 
registration number 34 GET 243, driven by Abdulkadir Taştan (36), 
plunged into the Selgelen stream. Neighborhood residents who witnessed 
the accident reported it to the Gendarmerie. The car was recovered from 
the stream, but Abdulkadir Taştan was not found. 

After some time, it was discovered that Taştan, who was found to have 
numerous criminal records and was being searched for on the grounds 
that he had been swept away by the current, had called his family. It 
was learned that Taştan had called his family and said he had fled abroad. 
Furthermore, it was determined that the car with the registration number 
34 GET 243, which was recovered from the stream, was stolen. (!)








2 Ağustos 2026 Pazar

"Sting & Release": Wasps Take Revenge in Isparta; Mobile Hives Amp Up Bees' Productivity, in Kars

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(Hürriyet Newspaper,  2 August 2026)


















               Wasp to Zafer bey: "Vengeance is mine!"

Zafer Kaya (51), a furniture upholsterer who poured hot water into the 
nest of wasps that were bothering his customers in his workplace in 
Isparta and was stung by the wasps that came out, lost his week-long 
battle for life in the hospital on his birthday today (!). 

Vengeful wasps emerged from the nest and stung Kaya. Having an 
allergy to wasp stings (!), Kaya was taken to the hospital by his family.
He received treatment at Isparta City Hospital for a week but passed 
away this morning. It was learned that today was his birthday, and that 
he had lost one of his two children to carbon monoxide poisoning 
approximately 10 years ago.

Kaya's funeral service was held at Erenler Mosque in the Davraz 
neighborhood, after which he was buried in Karaağaç Cemetery.















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(Hürriyet Newspaper, 2 August 2026)
















                             "Have hives, will travel".

Yücel Üzeyir (50), who is engaged in beekeeping, his family profession, 
in Kars, transformed a truck trailer into a solar-powered mobile honey 
production facility with a project whose design, installation and 
engineering belong to him. Placing 340 beehives in 8 layers on the trailer, 
Üzeyir produces 6-7 tons of organic and geographically indicated honey 
in the Kars highlands without tiring the bees with his mobile facility 
equipped with a smart climate control system.

Üzeyir also installed a 10-kilowatt solar panel system for his energy needs. 
Thanks to the smart climate control infrastructure in the system, which 
generates its own electricity, suitable living conditions for the beehives 
are continuously maintained. Üzeyir, who can easily reach the high-altitude 
and flora-rich plateaus of Kars, aims to produce 6-7 tons of honey.

Yücel bey moonlights as an action-movie star.



























Üzeyir stated, “We have created an innovation to produce organic honey 
and protect the ecological balance in nature. We transformed this massive 
structure into a mobile bee production facility with a capacity of 340 hives, 
the design, installation, engineering, and patent of which are entirely my 
own. We gathered 340 hives in an eight-story system on a single truck trailer. 
We established a system that generates its own energy with 10-kilowatt 
solar panels. Without tiring the bees, we produce completely organic certified 
and geographically indicated honey in the high-altitude geography and 
plateaus of Kars, without harming nature.”




1 Ağustos 2026 Cumartesi

"Glance & Release": Recidivist Criminals Exchange Bad Looks, Then Shoot Dead Peacemaker Baker, in Istanbul

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(Akşam Newspaper, 1 August 2026)




















Another entry in the "no good deed goes unpunished" file.

In Istanbul's Bayrampaşa district, bakery owner Mehmet Pehlivan, 
who tried to break up a fight that started with the phrase "what are you 
looking at?" in front of Pehlivan's bakery, was shot in the chest and died. 
Three suspects with extensive criminal records were apprehended and 
referred to the courthouse in connection with the incident.

According to information obtained, yesterday around 4:50 PM, in the 
İsmetpaşa neighborhood of Bayrampaşa district, on Tuna Street, Çiğdem 
Canbaz and her daughter were passing in front of a bakery when an 
argument broke out between them and a customer, Raşit Özbek, over 
the phrase "what are you looking at?".  (!) The argument ended quickly, 
but 25 minutes later, Çiğdem Canbaz and her husband, Enis Emre 
Canbaz, arrived at the scene and began assaulting the man sitting in 
front of the bakery. As the fight escalated, Raşit Özbek's father, Cemil 
Özbek, also joined in.

During the incident, Enis Emre Canbaz pulled out a gun from his 
waistband, and the gun went off during the ensuing struggle. As a 
result, the bakery owner, Mehmet Pehlivan, was wounded in the chest. 
Enis Emre Canbaz fled the scene. Police and medical teams were 
dispatched to the scene following a report. The teams launched an 
operation to apprehend the suspects. After reviewing security camera 
footage, the suspects, Enis Emre Canbaz, Raşit Özbek, and his father 
Cemil Özbek, were taken into custody.



















During their investigation at the scene, the teams recovered 4 empty 
shell casings, 1 live round, and 1 unlicensed handgun. Further 
investigation revealed that suspect Raşit Ö. had 9 previous criminal 
records, suspect Enis Emre C. had 13, and his wife, Çiğdem C., had 3. 
The suspects, Raşit Özbek, Cemil Özbek, and Enis Emre Canbaz, 
were taken to the Istanbul Courthouse in Çağlayan after their 
procedures at the police station. 

Speaking about the incident, a citizen named Nevzat Koç said, 
"Someone was looking at someone else here. The woman went and 
told her husband. Her husband came here. Mehmet Abi (Pehlivan) 
intervened during their fight. When he intervened, the bullet from the 
gun hit him. That's the whole story. I used to buy bagels from Mehmet 
Abi, I was very happy with him. He never harmed anyone. He was 
injured here and passed away in the hospital."






31 Temmuz 2026 Cuma

"Abuse & Release": Peeved Mayor Has Trench Dug After Argument With Bureaucrats, in Hendek

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(Cumhuriyet Newspaper, 31 July 2026)















           Work was scheduled long ago...sure it was.

Following an argument between Sakarya Hendek Mayor İrfan Püsküllü 
and personnel from the Land Registry and Cadastre Directorate, it has 
been alleged (!) that municipal teams carried out excavation work in the 
area where the institution's building and parking lot entrance are located.

On Tuesday, July 28th, an incident occurred at the Hendek District Land 
Registry Office. According to allegations, Hendek Mayor İrfan Püsküllü 
went to the Land Registry Office for some transactions. During these 
transactions, a verbal argument reportedly took place between Mayor 
Püsküllü and Land Registry and Cadastre personnel.

Coincidentally (!), following the argument, teams from the Hendek 
Municipality Public Works Directorate arrived at the Land Registry Office 
with construction machinery. The teams carried out excavation work in 
the area between the Land Registry Office building and the parking lot 
entrance.

At the end of the workday, citizens who were in the building to conduct 
transactions with the Land Registry Office employees were astonished 
to see that the exit road had been dug up. Due to the excavation in the 
parking lot and at the building entrance, vehicles had difficulty exiting, 
causing a brief disruption in the area.

Campaign slogan was "Perturb Püsküllü at Your Own Risk!"





















"Betroth & Release": Groom and Relatives Slay Wedding Photographer, Thinking He Was Rich, in Istanbul

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(Hürriyet Newspaper, 31 July 2026)















 Bride left with just this after groom was caught and jailed.

Photographer Ferhat Açık was brutally murdered by the groom (!), Okan 
Kılıç, and his relatives, after taking their wedding photos. Açık was lured 
to a forest under the pretext of a photoshoot, but when he resisted those 
who tried to steal his car after discovering no money in his bank account, 
slit in the throat. All that remains is this wedding photo taken by Açık 
(above).

In Istanbul, Okan Kılıç (25) contacted photographer Ferhat Açık (21) to 
take photos at his wedding. During this time, Kılıç became close friends 
with Açık and continued their friendship after the wedding. Allegedly, in 
May, Okan Kılıç, his brother Rıdvan Kılıç (20), and their relative Poyraz 
Kaya (19) made their first attempt to kidnap Ferhat Açık and extort money 
from him. 

Troubled youth.













However (!), when Açık arrived with a friend, Okan Kılıç was unable to 
carry out the kidnapping. On July 12, Kılıç called Açık again and tricked 
him by saying, "We need to do a photoshoot in Arnavutköy, can you come 
and pick us up in your car?" Photographer Ferhat Açık picked up Okan 
and Rıdvan Kılıç and Poyraz Kaya in his own car and went to a wooded 
area in Arnavutköy.

Ferhat Açık was abducted here. Seeing that there was no money in his bank 
account, though, the suspects tried to transfer ownership of Açık's vehicle to 
themselves. Açık said he didn't have his ID with him. The suspects forced 
Ferhat Açık to call his brother, Habip Açık, and say, "Brother, I need my ID 
for the filming; Okan is coming, give him your ID." Following the ensuing 
commotion and shouting, the suspects stabbed Ferhat Açık eight times and 
slit his throat, killing him. The suspects buried Açık's body in the forest 
and fled.

This is the script for the horror film-style sequel.



























Okan Kılıç sent a message from Ferhat Açık's phone to his brother, Habip 
Açık, saying, "I'm in trouble, I need to go abroad because of a matter of 
honor. Sell the car urgently and send the money to my account." The 
three suspects took Ferhat Açık's car and went to his brother Habip Açık 
to get his ID. A day later, when Okan Kılıç tried to transfer the vehicle to 
his own name, the notary clerks became suspicious, causing him to panic. 
He then left the notary and handed the car over to Habip Açık.

Supposedly rich photographer was just 21.
















Habip Açık reported his brother missing. The suspects sold Ferhat Açık's 
cell phone to a phone shop in Esenyurt and fled to Van. Police, with the 
help of cadaver dog Zeyna, found Ferhat Açık's body in a wooded area in 
Arnavutköy on July 26th. Rıdvan Kılıç and Poyraz Kaya were apprehended 
in Van. Okan Kılıç was caught trying to escape to Iran during an operation 
in the border region. A total of five suspects, including two arrested in 
Istanbul, have been referred to the courthouse.



30 Temmuz 2026 Perşembe

"Chat GPT & Release": AI as Accomplice in Tangled Aunt-Niece Murder Case, in Tekirdağ

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(HaberTürk website, 30 July 2026)

























"Cuff him!...uh, it!...uh ...oh , just forget it. Too hard."

An indictment has been prepared against İnci Çalışkan, who was 
arrested in Tekirdağ on the grounds that she murdered her aunt, 
Binnaz Eriş (70). The indictment states that before the murder,
Çalışkan accessed artificial intelligence applications and searched 
for things like, "How to kill someone without leaving a trace?", 
"Would they die faster if I shot them in the skull?", "How to 
dispose of a body?", and "Would someone suffer if shot in the skull?"

The incident occurred on January 9th in Öğretmenler Caddesi, Hürriyet 
Mahallesi, Süleymanpaşa district. Police, medical, and fire crews were 
dispatched to the address after people reported seeing smoke rising from 
the apartment on the second floor of a four-story building. The teams, 
arriving at the apartment where Binnaz Eriş lived alone, broke down 
the locked door and entered to extinguish the flames. The fire was quickly 
brought under control.

Firefighters found Eriş's lifeless body covered in blood during a search 
of the apartment. It was determined that Binnaz Eriş had been stabbed 
to death in the throat and abdomen.  Police teams are reviewing all 
security camera footage in the area regarding the murder of Binnaz Eriş, 
the mother of Serkan Eriş, a CHP (Republican People's Party) Municipal 
Council member in Süleymanpaşa. 

Not a very nice niece.
















Binnaz Eriş's niece, İnci Çalışkan, and her husband, C.Ç., were taken 
into custody as suspects. In her initial statement to the police, İnci 
Çalışkan confessed to the crime, stating that she went to her aunt Eriş's 
house, slit her throat, stabbed her in the abdomen, and then took the gold, 
money, and cell phone before leaving. 

It was determined that İnci Çalışkan took gold worth approximately 
1 million TL (about $21,000) and some cash to her  home and hid them, 
then went to pick up her child from school, and during this time, threw 
her cell phone near a garbage container in front of the Zübeyde Hanım 
Girls' Vocational High School on Hükümet Street.

It was stated that İnci Çalışkan later went back to Eriş's house, poured 
cologne on the body, and set it on fire, which caused the fire in the house. 
After the murder came to light, Çalışkan reportedly returned to the scene 
and wept with her relatives. İnci Çalışkan and her husband, C.Ç., were 
taken to the courthouse after their procedures at the police station. 

Çalışkan was arrested, while her husband was released under judicial 
supervision. In her statement, Çalışkan reportedly said she was very sorry 
and, referring to Ömer B., who was allegedly her lover, stated, "I didn't 
want this to happen. They wanted it, they manipulated me." Ömer B. was
later arrested as part of the investigation.

Ömer B. was arrested at his worksite.



























The indictment prepared by the Tekirdağ Chief Public Prosecutor's Office 
regarding the incident was accepted by the Tekirdağ 3rd High Criminal 
Court. During the preliminary hearing, Ömer B. was released. The 
indictment requests that İnci Çalışkan be punished for the crimes of 
"premeditated murder of a woman with monstrous intent," "intentional 
murder to conceal the crime," "arson," "damaging property," and 
"robbery of the victim." It is stated that Ömer B. is being prosecuted 
for "incitement."

The indictment states that before the murder, İnci Çalışkan accessed 
artificial intelligence applications and searched for answers to questions 
such as: "Would shooting her in the skull kill her faster?", "How to 
dispose of a body?", "Would she suffer pain if shot in the skull?", "Would 
pepper spray or a knife to the stomach kill him quickly?", "How to kill 
someone without leaving a trace?" She also made AI searches related to 
gold markets and knockout needles.



























The indictment states that camera footage shows Çalışkan entering and 
leaving the house where the incident occurred, and that two coffee cups 
were found in the house, cupboards and belongings were in disarray, and 
bags were opened and scattered. The indictment also states that a search 
of Çalışkan's house revealed a bloody knife, a screwdriver, freshly washed 
clothes, a bloody headscarf, $340, and €40. 

It further notes that the suspect cashed in gold at a jeweler that same day. 
Additionally, it is stated that blood traces belonging to Binnaz Eriş were 
found on the knife found in İnci Çalışkan's house, and DNA samples 
belonging to İnci Çalışkan were found on a white hand towel in the kitchen 
of Eriş's residence. The indictment also mentions that Çalışkan testified
that if she did not find the money, Ömer B. would sexually assault her.

The trial of the defendants will begin on November 3rd at the Tekirdağ 
3rd High Criminal Court.