3 Mayıs 2026 Pazar

"Beat & Release": Allegedly Dry "Güllaç" (Rice Pudding) Sparks Marital Mayhem, in Istanbul

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(Hürriyet Newspaper, 2 May 2026)










Meanwhile, no one's paying attention to the rice pudding!

A woman named M.K. filed a complaint with the prosecutor's office 
against her husband, Ü.K., alleging that he yelled at her, insulted her 
severely, and physically assaulted her because the rice pudding she 
made was dry (!).Ü.K., however, denied the allegations of violence.

In Istanbul, M.K., a mother of two, went to the kitchen to make 
pastries around 1:00 AM (!) on February 19th. While she was putting 
the pastries in the oven, her husband, Ü.K., also came into the kitchen. 
Seeing his wife making pastries, Ü.K. said they looked very nice. 
M.K., noticing that the rice pudding in the glass dish on the counter 
was dry, wanted to throw it away. Seeing this, her husband, Ü.K., said, 
"We'll eat it, don't throw it away, pour some milk into the  dish to 
soften them." 

Following her husband's advice, M.K. poured milk over the rice 
pudding, moistening the dry parts, saying to him "Is that okay now?" 
Allegedly, Ü.K., suddenly shouted, "I'm telling you this, how you
are doing it is not doing it the way I say!" and threw the rice 
pudding from the glass dish to the floor. The glass dish broke, and 
the rice puddings scattered everywhere. (!)

In response, M.K.asked, "Why are you doing this? What happened 
that made you behave like this?" Allegedly, the husband, Ü.K., insulted 
her severely and began to physically assault her, squeezing her arms. 
Hearing the sounds of the argument, the couple's child intervened and 
tried to break up the fight. 

Henceforth, an essential ingredient for rice pudding.
















M.K. then used the Women's Support Application (KADES) on her 
mobile phone to call the police for help. Seeing this, Ü.K. locked the 
door and threw the key out the window. After the police arrived, M.K. 
escaped her husband's violence, went to the hospital, obtained a 
medical report documenting the assault, and filed a criminal complaint 
against Ü.K., the father of her children. In the petition submitted to the 
prosecutor's office, M.K. stated, "There is no camera footage showing 
the incident. However, my daughter witnessed everything."

In his statement given as part of the investigation, the husband, Ü.K., 
said in his defense, “I told my wife to pour milk over the rice pudding 
because it had dried out. We only had a minor verbal argument about 
this. I didn't yell at my wife, I didn't pick up the glass dish, I didn't throw 
it on the floor, and I didn't break it. Then I went to the living room and 
sat down. I didn't insult my wife. My wife provoked me by saying things 
like, ‘Are you even a man?’ I didn't squeeze her arms or hit her. When 
I learned she had called the police, in a moment of anger I locked the 
door and threw the key out the window. I do not accept the accusations.”
 
Ü.K., in happier days...




2 Mayıs 2026 Cumartesi

"Wreck & Release": Crew Rescued With "Rocket-launched Ropes" Fired From Land, in Black Sea

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(Sakarya Yenihaber website, 2 May 2026)















                    The only way to get here from there.

The danger has increased on the Cameroonian-flagged dry cargo ship 
"NINOVA," which ran aground off the coast of Karasu district in Sakarya. 
The ship, which drifted ashore due to adverse weather conditions, was 
observed to be taking on water and listing slightly to one side. The 
8-person crew was rescued after a long effort and brought ashore.

The 80-meter-long, Cameroonian-flagged dry cargo ship "NINOVA" 
drifted and ran aground due to adverse weather conditions in the Black 
Sea. Following the report, teams from the General Directorate of Coastal 
Safety, the Coast Guard Command, AFAD (Disaster and Emergency 
Management Authority), as well as gendarmerie, police, and fire brigades 
were dispatched to the area.

A rescue operation was launched to save the eight-person crew on board, 
one Turkish and seven Azerbaijani nationals. Due to adverse weather 
conditions, the rescue operation, which could not be carried out by sea 
or air, was conducted using "rope-launching rockets." (!( Personnel 
boarded a basket attached to a rope and were brought to shore one by 
one.

The evacuation operation was completed when the last crew member, 
holding a Turkish flag, was brought ashore. The crew was greeted with 
applause by those waiting on the beach.  The crew, whose health was 
reported to be good, was taken to an ambulance.  Meanwhile, the ship, 
which had begun to take on water, was observed to be slightly tilted to
one side.




















1 Mayıs 2026 Cuma

"WhatsApp & Release"; Chief's Compliment to Married Teacher Sparks Her Divorce and Spouse's Dad Death, in Bolu

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(Karadeniz Newspaper, 1 May 2026)
















    It's  kind of a mess but it'll do till the real mess gets here...

A major crisis erupted in Bolu after Fatih Öncü, the Provincial Director of 
National Education, sent a message to kindergarten principal B.Ö.A. 
saying, "You are very beautiful." Upon seeing the messages, B.Ö.A.'s 
husband, B.A., went to Öncü's office and argued with him. B.A.'s father 
subsequently died of a heart attack (!) in front of the police station, and 
the couple filed for divorce. Öncü announced his resignation following 
an investigation launched against him.

Messages sent via WhatsApp by Fatih Öncü to a kindergarten teacher, 
led to a major crisis between the parties. What started as a birthday 
message escalated to the point where a person lost their life, the teacher 
couple decided to divorce, and Öncü resigned from his position. (!)

On January 16, 2026, saw a birthday photo shared on the WhatsApp status 
of B.Ö.A., the kindergarten teacher. It is alleged that Öncü congratulated 
B.Ö.A. on her birthday and sent the message, "You are very beautiful."

B.Ö.A.'s teacher husband, B.A., also saw the message. B.A., who works 
as an IT teacher in another institution, reacted strongly to the message. 
He asked his wife to video call Öncü. Tensions escalated further after 
Öncü responded with the message, "Do you want me to see you?" This 
quickly increased the tension between the couple and Öncü.

B.A. first met with Fatih Öncü at a cafe to discuss the messages. Then, 
on January 19th, he went to Öncü's office. That same afternoon, he met 
with Öncü again at the office, this time accompanied by his wife, B.Ö.A.

IB.A. wanted to find out what had happened between his wife and Öncü. 
Tensions rose during the meeting. Allegedly, B.A. threw the chair in the 
office against the wall. Following the incident, both parties went to the 
police and filed complaints against each other.

(former) Chief Öncü tending to official business...
















B.Ö.A., stated in her police statement that she did not want to file a 
complaint against anyone regarding the incident. She stated that apart 
from the screenshot handed over to the police, there were no other 
messages or call records on her phone.

Fatih Öncü stated in his testimony that he believed B.A. harbored 
negative feelings towards him due to a previous administrative 
investigation he had undergone.

According to a report by Ümit Karadağ from Sözcü newspaper, the 
tension between the couple continued. B.A. went to the kindergarten 
where his wife worked. Another argument ensued there. B.A. then 
returned home. Following his wife's complaint, police arrived at the 
building where B.A. was. B.A. got into the police car to give a 
statement. His father, who witnessed the incident, went to the police 
station to be with his son. While waiting for his son in front of the 
police station near the Hal Pazarı market, the father suffered a 
heart attack and died. (!)

Following these events, it was learned that B.Ö.A., requested a ,
transfer to Eskişehir. It was also stated that the teacher couple decided 
to separate and filed for divorce. (!)

After the incident became public, the Ministry of National Education 
launched an administrative investigation into the process. Fatih Öncü 
also announced his resignation from his position as the Provincial 
Director of National Education in Bolu via a statement on his social 
media account.

Öncü stated that he resigned at his own request to ensure the 
investigation process is conducted properly and that he has requested
 a position within the central organization of the Ministry of National 
Education.




30 Nisan 2026 Perşembe

"Ricochet & Release": Policeman's Warning Shot Hits Unlucky Barber, in Kağıthane

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(NTV news website, 30 April 2026)















      Noisy, rowdy youths' hijinks led to fateful ricochet.

In Istanbul's Kağıthane district, H.Ç., a police officer, was attacked 
after warning young people who were speaking loudly and using foul 
language in a park across from a school. A barber on the sidewalk 
was seriously injured when H.Ç.  fired a warning shot that ricocheted 
into the barber's chest. (!).

Seriously injured Hakan B. was taken to Seyrantepe Hamidiye 
Training and Research Hospital by ambulance after initial treatment 
at the scene. It was learned that Hakan B.'s condition remains critical.

Police teams launched an operation to apprehend the three suspects 
who fled after the incident. Police quickly apprehended the suspects 
M.S.P. (16), S.K.G. (16), and H.B. (16).

It was learned that the suspects, who were taken into custody, had 
no prior criminal record. An investigation into the incident has been 
launched.




29 Nisan 2026 Çarşamba

"Flip & Release": Vehicle Lands Upside Down on Roof, in Istanbul

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(Hürriyet Newspaper, 29 April 2026)















  Finding a parking spot in Istanbul - always a challenge.

In Çağlayan neighborhood of Istanbul's Kağıthane district yesterday,
at about 7 o'clock in the evening, a mini-school bus  went out of control
while descending a hill and landed on the roof of a nearby house (!).

Driver Mustafa F. was rescued and taken to a hospital. There were no
children in the vehicle, nor was there anyone in the house at the time of
the incident. 



28 Nisan 2026 Salı

"Rent & Release": Landlord Insists Renters' Child be Named for Him for Lower Rent, in Kadıköy

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(X - Bibak@haberebibak, 28 April 2026)


Translated from Turkish
A child’s name clause was added to the lease agreement
during a rent negotiation in Kadıköy. - For the 2+1 apartment in Moda, the landlord wanted to
raise the rent to 40,000 TL. - The couple expecting a baby cited rising expenses as a
reason and requested a discount. - The 68-year-old landlord Hulusi K. made it a condition
that their unborn son be named after him. - The proposal was requested to be added as an official
clause in the contract’s “Special Provisions” section. - The landlord said he would lower the rent to 20,000 TL
if the child is named “Hulusi.”
- Additionally, he committed to not raising the rent above
the legal limit for 3 years.

The rest of Istanbul renters following this closely...


"Lasso & Release": A Club for Turkish Wanna-be Cowboys, in Istanbul

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(Sözcü Newspaper, 27 April 2026)

















                          High Noon in Samatya.

In his youth, Turkish actor and sportsman Cengiz Güçlü was a big fan
of the culture of the American Wild West, so 11 years ago he and some
friends working in the Turkish cinema sector established a club in the
Samatya neighborhood of Fatih, Istanbul. 

On Saturdays, Wild West films are viewed by club members who 
come from various walks of life but who all have a particular 
fondness for the American Wild West. 


Cengiz bey doing his best John Wayne impression.



















Appropriately, Samatya is in wild western Istanbul.