30 Eylül 2026 Çarşamba

"Flaunt & Release": Tribal Wedding Guests Drape Themselves in Banknotes, in Mersin

türkçe links to original Turkish article

(Haberler.com website, 30 September 2026)










What the well-dressed wedding guests are wearing these days.

At a wedding held in Mersin for the Baykara clan from Siirt, guests 
performed the *halay* dance while draped in banknotes. (!)

Another event has been added to the list of tribal weddings—a topic 
that has recently become a major talking point on social media. At 
the wedding of a family from Siirt held in Mersin, the sight of guests 
performing the *halay* for minutes on end, with banknotes draped 
over their bodies and held in their hands, turned into a visual spectacle.

Sometimes they dress "sans banknotes".

























No official statement was made regarding the total amount of gold 
and cash collected at the wedding. However, the sight of numerous 
guests—alongside the groom—displaying the money while joining 
the *halay* dance quickly generated a significant buzz on social media.



29 Eylül 2026 Salı

"Meow & (No) Entry": Four Women Burglers Stymied by "Miracle" Cat, in Istanbul

türkçe links to original Turkish article

(Yeni Şafak website, 29 September 2026)

the same four?! click here for another 4-gal heist.














Mucize to strangers: "I'd turn back if I were you!" They did.

A cat named 'Mucize' (miracle!) stood guard at the door in Küçükçekmece, 
preventing four female burglars, who had already robbed a 10th-floor 
apartment in a luxury complex in the Halkalı neighborhood of 
Küçükçekmece, Istanbul, set their sights on the Dada family's apartment 
on the 12th floor. 

Seizing the opportunity presented by the homeowners' absence, the 
suspects forced the door open, only to come face-to-face with 'Mucize'—
a feisty cat the family had raised for eight years.  'Mucize' refused to let 
the burglars pass, repelling them with swipes of her paws and hisses 
every time the door was opened, thwarting the suspects—who were 
wearing gloves and kicking at the door—for about 45 minutes (!). 

The fierce struggle between the cat and the suspects, who eventually
fled in desperation, was captured on the complex's security cameras.

According to reports, four unidentified female thieves entered the 
residential complex and first burglarized an apartment on the 10th floor. 
The suspects then proceeded to the 12th floor and forced open the door 
of an apartment belonging to the Dada family, who were not at home. 

However (!), as they attempted to step inside, the thieves faced the wrath 
of "Mucize," a tabby cat known for its fierce temperament that had 
lived with the family for eight years.  As soon as the door was pried open, 
"Mucize" bared its claws and lunged at the thieves, refusing to let them 
take even a single step inside. The suspects put on gloves to fend off the 
cat's attacks and tried to force their way in by kicking through the 
opening. Yet, despite persistent attempts lasting 45 minutes—during 
which they were repeatedly met with the cat's aggressive swipes and 
attacks—the terrified thieves were ultimately forced to flee without 
managing to enter the apartment.

Her softer side with familiar faces...














Bahar Dada, the homeowner, stated that her blood ran cold when she 
watched the complex's security camera footage, and she described the 
courage her cat displayed as follows:

"When a message was shared in the complex's group chat about a 
burglary on the 10th floor, I requested the camera footage for our own 
floor. I got goosebumps when I watched it. They opened the door a full 
four times, but each time, 'Mucize' pounced on them and drove them 
back. 

Our cat has been with us for eight years and has a very fierce 
temperament; even veterinarians tell me, 'Ms. Bahar, don't call this a cat; 
it's a lion cub.' (!) Even guests are too afraid to visit us. The women wore 
gloves and tried kicking their way in, but despite everything, my cat 
wouldn't let that door open; she protected our home. Even my two-and-a-
half-year-old daughter hugged her after seeing the footage, saying, 
'Mucize, thank you for protecting our home.' Something could have 
happened to her at that moment; that was my biggest fear. We 
immediately went to the police station and filed a complaint."

The security camera footage from the apartment hallway clearly shows 
the four suspects attempting to enter each time they cracked the door 
open, retreating as the cat swiped at them with her claws, and finally 
leaving the building in defeat. Police teams have launched an extensive 
operation to apprehend the female burglars.

Küçükçekmece's location in Cat-stantinople.






"Research & Release": Scientific Approach to Proving Noah's Ark, on Mt. Ararat

 türkçe links to original Turkish article

(HaberTürk website, 29 September 2026)













                 Hmmm, a suspiciously ark-like shape!

Field work has been completed in the research carried out in the area 
where Noah's Ark is claimed to be located in Doğubayazıt district of 
Ağrı. At the end of the studies, which lasted approximately 90 days, 
soil samples taken from 100-150 points were sent to the laboratory for 
examination. Durupınar Formation (Noah's Ark) Research Project 
President Prof. Dr. Cenker Atila said, "We are waiting for the results of 
the samples. We will understand whether there is really Noah's Ark 
here by examining the carbon in organic materials."

Research continues regarding the remains—alleged to belong to Noah's 
Ark—that were discovered on September 11, 1959, by Captain İlhan 
Durupınar, a mapping engineer, in the terrain between the villages of 
Telçeker and Üzengili in the Doğubayazıt district, while he was 
conducting a flight over the region in a Turkish Armed Forces (TSK) 
aircraft to map the Eastern Anatolia Region.

Theme park planning has begun...


















Most recently, the Durupınar Formation (Noah's Ark) Research Project 
was launched in the region under the leadership of Prof. Dr. Cenker 
Atila, a faculty member in the Department of Archaeology at Sivas 
Cumhuriyet University's Faculty of Letters. Twenty scientists from five 
different countries participated in the work, which lasted 90 days in 
Doğubayazıt.

Three documentary crews—two from the United States and one from 
the United Kingdom—filmed the work for their documentaries. Scientists 
first conducted mapping, photography, and GPS-based operations in the 
area. Following radar surveys of the region, soil samples were collected. 
Approximately one thousand soil samples from around 100 to 150 
different locations were gathered and sent to the laboratory for analysis.

...AI rendering of happy visitors:














Stating that the research for 2026 has concluded, Prof. Dr. Cenker Atila 
noted that 20 scientists from five different countries participated in the 
90-day study. Explaining that they first conducted mapping in the area, 
Atila said, "Radar surveys were carried out in the region. The radar work 
was of great importance to us, as it was the method that would provide 
data on underground voids and potential traces of the ship. Once the radar 
work was completed, we began collecting soil samples based on the 
specific points identified."




28 Eylül 2026 Pazartesi

"Review & Release": Car's Side Mirror Frame Traced to Suspect in 11-year-old Murder Case, in Manisa

türkçe links to original Turkish article

(Anadolu Ajansı website, 28 September 2026)













       What's known generically as "good police work".

Teams from the Gendarmerie Crime Investigation Unit (JASAT) 
identified the perpetrator of the 2015 murder of Meral Babacan—
whose body was found by the roadside in Manisa at that time—
by tracing a car mirror frame discovered at the scene (!); one 
person has been arrested in connection with the incident.

Examining a plastic fragment found at the scene—the only piece 
of evidence available—JASAT teams determined that it was the 
side-mirror housing of a specific vehicle make and model.

Acting on this detail regarding the mirror housing, JASAT teams 
analyzed footage from the Urban Security Management System (KGYS) 
cameras covering the day of the incident, performing time and distance 
calculations.

Avenged, 11 years later.

























The investigation confirmed that Babacan had walked toward her 
workplace after getting off the bus and established that a vehicle—
matching the mirror housing found at the scene exactly—had passed
 through the area at the time of the accident.

Tracing the vehicle, the teams discovered that the car had been sold 
to another individual in Şanlıurfa in 2017. A conversation with the 
current owner confirmed that the side mirror had been replaced 
in the past.

R.Ç., the individual driving the vehicle at the time of the incident, was 
apprehended in an operation conducted by JASAT teams and 
subsequently arrested by the duty magistrate.

"We do not overlook any case or any clue." Interior Minister Mustafa 
Çiftçi issued a statement regarding the matter on his social media account.

Thought he'd gotten away with it...















Çiftçi stated the following:

"While reopening and solving previously unresolved cases, we also 
relentlessly pursue crimes committed today and bring the perpetrators to 
justice. Thanks to the strengthening of our forensic capabilities and the 
re-examination of past files, another case that had remained unsolved for
 11 years has been resolved.

Through the dedicated and determined efforts of our Police and 
Gendarmerie forces, 99.3 percent of crimes committed against individuals 
since the beginning of the year have been solved. I congratulate all our 
security forces who work day and night to combat crime, our JASAT 
teams who worked patiently and meticulously to solve this case, and all 
the Gendarmerie personnel who contributed to this effort."






27 Eylül 2026 Pazar

"Flush & Release": Lavish Toilet Renovation for Turkish Grand National Assembly, in Ankara

türkçe links to original Turkish article

(Cumhuriyet Newspaper, 27 September 2026)














From this...

30-million TL (about $613,000)  contract for the renovation of 48 
restrooms in Parliament: Cost per restroom is 612,000 TL (about
$12,500) (!)

The cost of renovation work carried out on restrooms in the Grand 
National Assembly of Turkey’s (TBMM) service buildings has been 
revealed. It has been reported that 29.4 million TL was spent on 
renovating 48 restrooms in preparation for the Parliament's new 
legislative year.

The Grand National Assembly of Turkey (TBMM) Department of 
Operations and Construction held a tender on August 27 for the 
"renovation and repair of wet areas in the additional service buildings." 
Twelve companies submitted bids for the tender.

The tender commission eliminated invalid bids (?!), reducing the 
number of bids to nine. It was reported that the highest bid submitted 
was 43 million 437 thousand TL, while the lowest was 29 million 
419 thousand TL.

...to this.

























After reviewing the bids, the tender commission reached its final 
decision on September 23. A contract was signed with the company 
Altay Grup İnşaat on September 23, with a contract value of 
29 million 419 thousand TL.

The tender dossier revealed that, among the restrooms slated for repair 
and renovation, 12 were located in the stone building, 11 in the 
personnel service building, four at the Ala Social Facilities, and 
21 in the personnel service building that formerly housed the 
Court of Cassation.

It's been a while since the last renovation...





26 Eylül 2026 Cumartesi

"Fleece & Release": Hotel Staff Stole $1 Million To Open Their Own Hotel, in Istanbul

türkçe links to original Turkish article

(Hürriyet Newspaper, 26 September 2026)














                      "It's for a worthy cause...our own."

The general manager, the accounting manager, and six other employees 
were detained in Istanbul's Fatih district on allegations of causing a loss 
of approximately $1 million (!) to the five-star hotel where they worked. 

Security camera footage captured the suspects pocketing money received 
from guests at the reception, and it was determined that the general 
manager and the accounting manager had used the stolen funds to take 
over the operation of a 20-room boutique hotel (!). Five suspects were 
formally arrested in connection with the incident, while three others 
were placed under house arrest.

Ö.Ş., the owner of a 5-star hotel in Fatih, filed a complaint with the 
Istanbul Chief Public Prosecutor's Office, alleging that his money had 
been stolen by his employees. An investigation launched in response 
uncovered a theft amounting to approximately $1 million.















   Hotel staff very familiar with the "five-finger discount".

During an investigation initiated by the Fraud Bureau, police teams 
examined the hotel's security camera footage and determined that 
reception staff were pocketing cash received from guests. As the 
investigation deepened following this discovery, it was determined 
that the theft was being carried out in an organized manner.

Police teams conducted an operation on September 21 after determining 
that the hotel was operating at a loss despite maintaining an 85% 
occupancy rate for two years. During the operation, the hotel's female 
general manager, Sidar Y. (45), and accounting manager Selman M.K. 
(47) were detained, along with staff members E.K. (27), M.A. (38), 
S.Ç. (52), M.T. (34), M.S.Ö. (19), and A.B. (43), who worked in the 
reception, bellhop, and accounting departments.

Smiling faces sometimes...



















Investigations conducted by the Fraud Bureau revealed that the suspects 
misappropriated payments made by customers who booked from abroad 
but failed to arrive, transferred restaurant revenues to their own accounts, 
and stole the fees paid by guests who upgraded to larger rooms after 
being dissatisfied with their original accommodations. It was determined 
that the suspects had stolen approximately $1 million over the past 
two years.

Further investigations revealed that the hotel's general manager, Sidar Y., 
and accounting manager, Selman M.K., had used the stolen funds to lease ,
and operate a 20-room hotel in Fatih (!).

Following the completion of procedures at the Public Order Branch 
Directorate, suspects Sidar Y. and Selman M.K., along with reception staff 
E.K., M.A., and S.Ç., were arrested. House arrest measures were imposed 
on M.T., M.S.Ö., and A.B.




25 Eylül 2026 Cuma

"God-like & Release": Famous Footballer Mo Salah Sat on a Rock. Now It's a Shrine, in Trabzon

türkçe links to original Turkish article

(Haber.com website, 25 September 2026)

























           What once was just a rock, is now a holy place.

Where is Salah Plateau, and in which district is it located? The spot 
where Mohamed Salah, now playing for the Trabzonspor football
club, sat on a rock—a topic of curiosity among football fans—has 
become a trending subject on social media. 

So, where is Salah Plateau located, which district does it belong to, 
and exactly where is the rock that Mohamed Salah sat on?

The location where Mohamed Salah sat on a rock during his visit to 
Turkey has sparked curiosity. As questions like "Where is Salah Plateau?" 
and "Where is the spot—and in which district—where Mohamed Salah 
sat on the rock?" gained traction on search engines, football fans began 
researching the area's location.

The area, which quickly came to be known on social media as "Salah 
Plateau," is actually named Kurtdere Plateau. So, where is the rock 
Salah sat on, in which district is Kurtdere Plateau located, and how 
does one get there?

Get in the queue!

























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