30 Haziran 2026 Salı

"Betroth & Release": Groom "Tortured" in Anticipation of Married Life, in İznik

türkçe links to original Turkish article

(Hürriyet Newspaper, 30 June 2026)
















                Think of it as sort of like POW training.

Tolga Küçükçakır, who got married to Dilan Küçükçakır in Bursa's İznik 
district, was first dressed in shalwar, a bell was placed around his neck, 
make-up was applied to his face, and 'Dilan' was written on his forehead 
in the traditional party organized by his friends before the wedding. 

On the morning of their wedding day, Dilan hanım and Tolga bey
attended the entertainment organized for them by their friends 
on Mustafa Kemal Paşa District's  Atatürk Street. The groom, who was 
given an empty tube and told to cook an egg, ate the egg cooked with 
lots of oil, salt and spices. Then, the groom sat in the basin that his 
friends placed in the middle of the street and washed with a brush and 
foamy 
water.

Even POW's get a bath once in a while.
 















Bride Dilan hanım watched the events in the bridal car and recorded 
those moments with her mobile phone. At the finale of the entertainment, 
the groom was taken to the terrace of his house; accompanied by the sounds 
of drums, horns and horns, he was obliged to declare his love 
for Dilan hanım.

The tradition, which has been observed in the district for many years, 
provided some amusing moments. Tolga bey, who was subjected to 
his friends' almost torturous antics, said, "I don't need to describe what 
happened; it's all obvious from my reaction. I think this happens to every 
man in the İznik region."

"What?"
















Dilan hanım, who said she enjoyed watching the events from the wedding 
car, stated, "Apparently, we are obliged to experience these moments 
according to our traditions. It was very enjoyable to watch." (!)



29 Haziran 2026 Pazartesi

"Dad & Release, Cont.": Trump's Turkish "Daughter" Awaits His NATO Visit, in Ankara

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(Sabah Newspaper, 29 June 2026)


















                Eager to meet her sisters, too!

The Allegation: Necla Özmen claims she was raised by a Turkish 
family (Satı and Dursun Özmen) but learned in 2017 that she 
was given to them as an infant. She alleges her actual biological 
mother was a woman named Sophia, who had a relationship with 
Trump.

background click here for more about "Sophia"...

Necla hanım, who lives in Ankara, filed a paternity suit last year 
claiming to be the biological daughter of US President Donald Trump. 
In an event that dominated Turkish news for days, Özmen sent a letter 
to the US Embassy requesting a meeting with Trump, who was expected 
to visit Ankara as part of NATO talks. Necla Özmen stated that she very 
much wanted to meet Trump, adding, "If we meet, I will cook him 
Turkish food." Here are the details...

Necla hanım filed a paternity suit last year claiming that US President 
Donald Trump was her biological father, but the Ankara 27th Family 
Court rejected the case on the grounds that the claim was not based on 
concrete evidence.

AI photoshop has reunited them anyway.

















She wrote a letter to Trump, who is expected to come to Ankara for 
the NATO Summit, hoping to meet him. Necla hanım, who is notable for 
her resemblance (!) to Trump, wrote in a letter mailed to the US Embassy: 
"Dear Mr. Donald Trump Sr.; I have learned that you will be coming to 
Türkiye for the NATO Summit. I would be very honored if you would 
receive me in Ankara during your visit. It is my sincerest wish to meet 
and speak with you in person. If you accept this request and agree to meet, 
you would make me the happiest girl in the world."

Necla hanım said she wanted to offer Turkish food if Trump were to meet 
her, saying"Since I grew up in Türkiye, I'm thinking of preparing delicious 
dishes from Turkish cuisine for him. However, due to security reasons, I 
don't know if he will bring his own food. Hopefully, he will come and 
see my home and my life."

hmmmmmmm...







28 Haziran 2026 Pazar

"Split & Release" A Most Amicable Divorce, in Istanbul

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(Hürriyet Newspaper, 27 June 2026)















    They're happy but divorce lawyers aren't. Bad example.

Sonel Adlin, a department manager at a supermarket in Istanbul, and 
Ayan Adlin, a TIR  truck driver, got married 8 years ago. The couple 
has a daughter named Ecrin, who is now 6 years old.

However (!), the marriage of the couple, initially happy, was allegedly 
shaken to its core due to Ayhan Adlin's constant self-centeredness and 
neglect of his family. Ayhan Adlin's job as a truck driver and his frequent 
absences from home made the marriage unbearable. Unable to endure 
any longer, the couple applied to the Bakırköy Family Court for an 
amicable divorce.

The Adlin couple went to the court hearing as if they were going to a 
wedding, looking very happy. Sonel Adlin and her husband Ayhan Adlin, 
along with their daughter, got into their car like a happy family, displaying 
a sign on the rear window that read, "We are happy, we are getting 
divorced." 

Sonel hanım in happy days...



























Driving between Yenibosna and Şirinevler, they played loud music and 
danced, much to the surprise and applause of other drivers. Sonel Adlin 
and her husband Ayhan Adlin responded to the applauding drivers, saying, 
"We are getting divorced, but we are not enemies." Traffic was briefly 
disrupted as other drivers watched the Adlin couple. The couple, who 
parked their cars in front of the Bakırköy Courthouse annex building, 
danced for a while inside the parking lot.

The court judge granted Sonel Adlin and Ayhan Adlin a consensual 
divorce, awarding custody of their 6-year-old daughter, Ecrin, to her
mother. The judge also ordered Ayhan Adlin to pay 8,000 TL (about
$ 172) per month in child support. Following the divorce, the couple 
shared a family photo on social media, stating, "We may be separated, 
but we'll always be together for our daughter."

First the book, then the movie...





27 Haziran 2026 Cumartesi

"Cheat & Release": Student Caught Using AI App During Exam, in Istanbul

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(Hürriyet Newspaper, 27 June 2026)















           When he got stuck on a question he decided to 
                                  "phone a friend".

Mustafa Eren K. (20), who brought his mobile phone into the AYT 
(Field Proficienty) test in Çekmeköy, Istanbul, tried to cheat by using 
an AI application.  The student, who was noticed by the exam officials, 
was  arrested by the court to which he was brought. 

Confessing his crime in his statement to the police, Mustafa Eren K. 
said, "When I entered the test center I couldn't find a place to leave my 
phone so I put it on silent and tucked it inside my shorts before entering 
the exam. After the exam started, it  occurred to me to take pictures of 
the questions with my phone and search for the answers using the AI
application.  I took pictures of pages 37 and 29 in the AYT science test
booklet."



26 Haziran 2026 Cuma

"Fleece & Release": Elderly Woman Scammed in Istanbul; With Loot Thieves Bought TV to Watch World Cup

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(Hürriyet Newspaper, 26 June 2026)











Suspects' World Cup TV watch party captured on hidden camera.

After living in Germany, Sabriye G. (80) came to Istanbul following the 
death of her husband and settled in Eyüpsultan, where she began living 
with her caregiver. According to the allegations, on June 17th, a suspect 
called her on the phone, saying, "I am a police officer, your name is 
involved in a terrorism case. We believe you are innocent, but we need 
to examine your money and gold at home for fingerprints," and asked 
for her home address. 

Sabriye G. gave her address to the suspect, who she invited to her house 
late at night on June 19th, and handed over gold worth 11 million TL 
(about $236,000)  to him in person.  After handing over her jewelry to 
the suspect who came to her building, Sabriye G. realized she had been 
scammed and went to the police to file a complaint.

Sabriye hanım, next time say "I don't speak Turkish!"

















Teams investigating based on camera footage determined that the suspect 
had cashed in the gold at a jeweler in Fatih, converted all the money into 
$236,000 in foreign currency, and then put the money into a "soğuk
cüzdanı" (cold wallet).

NOTE: A "cold wallet" is the most secure crypto storage method, 
allowing you to store your cryptocurrencies and digital assets in a 
completely offline environment (typically on USB-like hardware devices) 
without an internet connection. Because it's not connected to the internet, 
it offers complete protection against cyberattacks and online theft.




















Identifying other suspects involved in the theft, the teams detained three 
individuals. The suspects, apprehended in Esenyurt, Esenler, and Bebek 
coastal areas, were found to have acted in concert. It was determined that 
one of the two suspects who facilitated the theft used the $1500 to buy a 
television to watch the World Cup (!), while the other suspect spent the 
remaining $1000 at entertainment venues. 

All three suspects were sent to court and subsequently arrested and 
imprisoned. Because the code to  the wallet containing the stolen money 
was unknown, the money could not be returned to the victim, and the 
investigation is ongoing.

Missed last night's last-second Turkish win over USA!






24 Haziran 2026 Çarşamba

"Fleece & Release": Shoeshiners Scamming Foreign Tourist Confronted by Russians, in Istanbul

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(Sondakika.com website, 24 June 2026)


















    Shoeshiners demanded Euros, Russians to the rescue!

In Istanbul, a group of Russian tourists intervened when they suspected 
shoeshiners were scamming another foreign tourist. The argument 
between the parties was captured on a cell phone camera, showing the 
Russian tourists trying to support the person they believed was being 
defrauded. 

The Russians went directly to the scene of the incident and intervened. 
The footage shows the Russians approaching the shoe shiner, talking to 
people nearby, and recording the events with their mobile phones. 
During the incident, which took place at night on a historic street, 
heated moments occurred between the parties, while people nearby 
watched the argument. 





21 Haziran 2026 Pazar

"Squeak & Release": Neighbor Shoots Neighbor Dead Due to Squeaky Garden Gate, in Fethiye

türkçe links to original Turkish article

(Hürriyet Newspaper, 20 June 2026)


















                        Oh for an ounce of prevention...

Security camera footage has emerged showing the incident in the Fethiye 
district of Muğla, where Ramazan Çalışkan (42) was shot dead with a 
shotgun by his neighbor, Osman Küçükgüzel (62), following an argument 
over noise coming from a squeaky garden gate. The footage captures the 
moment of the attack and shows children fleeing in panic.

The incident took place yesterday around 18:00 in Eldirek neighborhood. 
Allegedly, an argument broke out between the neighbors due to noise 
caused by the squeaky iron garden gate of Çalışkan's home. The dispute 
quickly escalated into a physical altercation. Küçükgüzel went to the 
front of the house with a shotgun and fired at Ramazan Çalışkan, as well 
as his wife, Emine Çalışkan (40), and their children who were with him. 
Çalışkan and his wife were left lying on the ground, covered in blood.

Upon notification, medical and Gendarmerie teams were dispatched to 
the scene. Medical personnel confirmed that Ramazan Çalışkan had lost 
his life. Emine Çalışkan and her daughter E.Ç. (13), who were struck by 
pellets, were taken to the hospital by ambulance after receiving initial 
treatment. Küçükgüzel, who was found to have gone into hiding at his 
own home following the incident, surrendered to the Gendarmerie. 

After processing, he was referred to the courthouse and subsequently 
arrested by the court. It was reported that Emine Çalışkan remains in 
serious condition, while her daughter E.Ç. continues to undergo treatment.



20 Haziran 2026 Cumartesi

"Jaws & Release": Very Large Shark Washes Up On Shore, in Kuşadası

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(Hürriyet Newspaper, 20 June 2026)




















                                       It takes a village...

As a 3.85-meter-long (12.5 feet) female bluntnose sixgill shark that 
washed ashore in the Kuşadası district of Aydın is being examined, 
Bahattin Sürücü, President of the Ecosystem  Conservation and 
Nature Lovers Association (EKODOSD), noted that  the species 
rarely encounters humans and is a significant creature for the marine 
ecosystem.  

Teams were dispatched to the area after Birol Özmen, who was 
kayaking off the coast of Kuşadası, reported seeing a large fish on 
the shore.  

Birol bey was scared sharkless!



























An examination identified the creature as a bluntnose sixgill shark 
(*Hexanchus griseus*).  Following the species identification, tissue 
samples were collected and preserved for subsequent delivery to a 
university.

It is a shark species widely known in the Aegean and Mediterranean 
Seas but  rarely seen in the Black Sea. While many other shark species 
have five gill slits, the Bluntnose Sixgill Shark has six.



18 Haziran 2026 Perşembe

"Zoo & Release": Over 200 Wild Animals - Snakes, Lizards and Spiders - Found in Apartment in Kadıköy, Istanbul

türkçe links to original Turkish article

(ODA TV website, 15 June 2026)


























         Too many cats in Istanbul anyway.

The discovery of exotic animals and prohibited species in an apartment 
building in Kadıköy-Erenköy—right in the heart of Istanbul—has 
caused astonishment. It was reported that a wide range of species were 
found, including a Savannah Monitor, a "Fire Skink" lizard, and snails. 
A statement regarding the matter was issued by the Directorate of 
Nature Conservation and National Parks.

A wide variety of animals—ranging from exotic lizards, tortoises, and 
iguanas to prohibited snakes and snails, as well as parrots suspected of 
being smuggled and creatures like tarantulas—were discovered in two 
separate apartments within a building in Kadıköy. Teams from the General 
Directorate of Nature Conservation and National Parks rescued numerous 
animals from these two apartments, which were occupied by a family.

Instead of a guard dog...


It was alleged that over 200 animals were found, including a yellow 
scorpion and a viper that were discovered dead. Furthermore, it was 
claimed that snails were being used as protein-based feed for the snakes. 
The allegations also include the presence of a wide variety of animals, 
ranging from reptiles such as the Savannah Monitor, Fire Skink, and 
iguana to exotic frog species, as well as creatures like the boa constrictor, 
emperor scorpion, tarantula, and snails.

A statement posted on the social media account of the General Directorate 
of Nature Conservation and National Parks read as follows: "Exotic 
Species Seized in Istanbul. Acting on a tip-off, our teams conducted an 
inspection at a location in Istanbul in coordination with law enforcement 
agencies. Checks revealed the presence of numerous exotic species lacking 
the required permits. The animals—including tarantulas, snakes, scorpions, 
iguanas, savannah monitors, parrots, aquatic turtles, and giant African land 
snails—were seized. While the animals were taken into protective custody, 
an administrative fine was imposed on the individual involved under the 
Land Hunting Law No. 4915. We will resolutely continue our inspections 
regarding the unauthorized possession of wild animals."





17 Haziran 2026 Çarşamba

"Scald & Release": Mechanic Poured Hot Tea on Custormer Who Accused Him of Overcharging, in Samsun

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(Hürriyet Newspaper, 17 June 2026)


























       Tea pots don't scald people. People scald people.

A mechanic in the Tekkeköy district of Samsun was arrested after 
pouring a teapot full of hot tea onto a customer, causing burns, during a 
dispute over payment for vehicle repairs at a kiosk on Kutlukent 
Boulevard in the Şabanoğlu Neighborhood.

According to reports, Kazım K. (65) took his vehicle to an auto repair 
shop owned by İ.K. (49) in April. Kazım K. paid 13,000 liras when 
he picked up his vehicle.

However (!), upon discovering through subsequent research that he had 
been charged 4,500 liras more than required, Kazım K. contacted the 
business owner, İ.K., to request a refund of the excess amount. When 
this proved unsuccessful, he applied to the Consumer Arbitration 
Committee.

A dispute over money broke out yesterday between the parties who 
encountered each other at the kiosk opposite the repair shop. As the 
argument escalated, İ.K. poured a teapot containing hot tea over 
Kazım K. and subsequently assaulted him.

Charged with using hot tea as a weapon.


The injured Kazım K. was taken to the Burn Center at Samsun City 
Hospital by medical teams arriving at the scene and placed under 
treatment. I.K., who was detained by the police, was referred to the 
Samsun Courthouse today. Brought before the duty court, the suspect 
was arrested and sent to Samsun T-Type Closed Prison.






















"Spook & Release": Giant "Art Work" (!), Sparks Unease, in Seydikemer

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(Hürriyet Newspaper, 17 June 2026)















 Entitled "Tensio", which means "Call home." in alienese.

A massive structure found in an olive grove in the Çaykenarı neighborhood 
of Muğla's Seydikemer district had sparked curiosity and unease among 
local residents. According to officials, the structure was built entirely for 
artistic purposes. (yeah, sure.)

Reports indicate that the artwork, named "Tensio" and designed by Swedish-
Turkish philosopher, artist, and writer Engo Fikret Engin Kazancı, began 
construction in 2025. Standing approximately 7 meters tall and weighing 
12 tons, the piece was installed on land belonging to the artist's friend, 
Ramazan Armağan Uysal.

The giant structure—whose original purpose was initially unknown—had 
drawn the attention of locals and given rise to various speculations. 
According to officials, the structure was built entirely for artistic purposes.

Artist  Kazancı being escorted back to his ship by Gendarmerie troops.

























Engo Fikret Engin Kazancı—the architect and designer of "Tensio," a work 
of art in its own right—will unveil the piece to the public at a press 
conference to be held in August 2026. He installed his work "Tensio" in 
Seydikemer lies in the region's historical and geographical location. In the 
promotional texts prepared by Kazancı, it is emphasized that the Fethiye-
Seydikemer basin has historically been viewed as a crossroads of Asia, 
Europe, and Africa, and has ranked among the significant centers of science, 
philosophy, and cultural exchange since ancient times.

It is stated that the artist chose to situate the work in Seydikemer—a place 
deeply connected with nature—rather than in major cities, viewing the 
region as a future hub of note for culture, art, and thought.

Seydikemer, as seen from outer space...



13 Haziran 2026 Cumartesi

"Fleece & Release": Nigerian Would-be American Businessman, Scams Hong Kong Dentist Out of $2.5 Million, in Istanbul

türkçe links to original Turkish article

(NTV website, 12 June 2026)




















  Prince Richard-Kingsley: "Just send me $2.5 million and 
we'll get married too!"

Siu P.Y.F., a dentist who resides in Hong Kong, met the individual, 
presenting himself as an American businessman, on an online dating 
site in 2020.  The two struck up a friendship and communicated solely 
by phone for years, eventually deciding to get married (!). Later, 
the suspect contacted Siu P.Y.F., claiming he had come to Istanbul 
and made an investment, and therefore needed money.

Believing this lie, Siu P.Y.F. transferred a total of $2.5 million (!!) 
to the bank accounts provided between 2020 and 2022. However, 
after being unable to reach the person she expected to marry, 
Siu P.Y.F. reported the fraud to the Hong Kong police.

But although the Hong Kong police launched an investigation into 
the incident, they were unable to make any headway despite 
extensive efforts. Having lost hope in the Hong Kong police, 
Siu P.Y.F. retained a lawyer and filed a complaint with the Istanbul 
Chief Public Prosecutor's Office.

Following the Hong Kong dentist's complaint, the Fraud Bureau 
launched an investigation. Police tracked the bank accounts to which 
the woman had sent money and detained five suspects who held 
these accounts. While four of the individuals claimed not to recall 
the incident (!), it was revealed that one suspect had handed over 
the funds received in their account to a Nigerian national known to 
them as "Richard." Acting on this information, police teams quickly 
apprehended the Nigerian national, Kingsley O., who had identified 
himself as Richard.

Kingsley O., who gave a statement at the Public Order Branch 
Directorate, denied the allegations regarding the incident. While the 
investigation into the matter continues on multiple fronts, six suspects 
were referred to the courthouse following the completion of 
procedural formalities.

Now she has a toothache...



12 Haziran 2026 Cuma

"TIR & Release": Turkish Woman Left Desk Job in Antalya for Truckers' Life in Europe

türkçe links to original Turkish article

(Hürriyet Newspaper, 12 June 2026)



















                          Little lady, big truck. No problem.

Begüm Önder (31), who resigned after working as a civil servant in 
Antalya for 9 years and became a TIR (Transports Internationaux 
Routiers) truck driver, has been transporting freight in Europe for the 
last 2.5 years. Stating that women can easily do this profession, 
Begüm hanım said, "I did not want to work for years in a job that I 
was unhappy with. I would have regretted it if I had not tried."

Begüm hanım said that the most difficult part of the job is being away 
from home and loved ones. Stating that desk work was not for her, 
Begüm Önder explained that she wanted to do a job where she could 
both travel and earn money, so she resigned from the civil service and 
started working as a TIR driver.

She noted that she first worked domestically and then went on trips 
abroad. Stating that she has been working in Europe for about 2.5 years, 
Begüm hanım  said, "I usually travel between Luxembourg, Belgium, 
the Netherlands, Germany and France. Sometimes I go to three countries 
during the day. Waking up in a different place every day, seeing different 
cultures and meeting new people is one of the best parts of the job." 

Begüm hanım admitted, thought, that the job is tiring at times: "There are 
times when I miss home mentally. There are times when I get tired physically, 
but driving a large vehicle gives me pleasure. My last trip, I stayed abroad for 
7 months. Then I came to Turkey by plane."
















                          Getting her fingernails dirty.

Explaining that she works on a tarpaulin trailer and that he has physical 
difficulties at times, Begüm hanım said, "I can do the job that a male driver 
takes half an hour in half an hour, but in the end I do it. The easiest part of 
this job is driving the vehicle. The hardest part is staying away from home 
and family psychologically." Önder said that women can also be truck drivers 
and said, "I recommend it to everyone who wants to do this job. Anyone 
can do it. Technically, there is nothing insurmountable. We also receive 
support from other drivers."

She has received criticism but said, "My mother and brother always supported 
me. However, many people were surprised that I left the civil service. Leaving 
a secure job was of course a risk, but I did not want to work for years in a 
place where I was unhappy. I would have regretted it if I had not tried. I 
preferred to try instead of saying 'I wish'." Explaining that they sometimes 
encounter security problems in Europe, Önder said that diesel theft is common, 
especially in some regions of France and Spain, so they take various precautions
by choosing safe parking areas.





11 Haziran 2026 Perşembe

"Cut-off & Release": Road Rage Hoodlum Harasses Woman Driver, Pays Dearly, in Istanbul

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(Hürriyet Newspaper, 11 June 2026)
















        His wife is thinking: "Oh İbrahim, gotta get you into
an anger management program!"

A dispute over "cutting in front" broke out between a female driver 
and an individual named İ.B. on the 5. Levent section of the TEM 
Highway in Eyüpsultan. Stepping out of his vehicle, İ.B. verbally 
abused the female driver and struck her phone. The driver was issued 
a fine of 180,000 TL (about $4,000!), and both his driver's license 
and vehicle were confiscated for 60 days.

Upon seeing the woman recording the incident on her mobile phone, 
İ.B. struck the phone in an attempt to stop the recording. The incident 
was captured on the mobile phone camera anyway. Acting on the footage, 
officers from the Plainclothes Traffic Enforcement Unit—part of the 
Traffic Inspection Branch Directorate—launched an investigation. 

After examining the footage, the police identified the driver as İ.B. He
was apprehended by police teams and fined 180,000 TL for the offense 
of "persistently tailing another vehicle in traffic with the intent to attack, 
or exiting the vehicle for this purpose." The vehicle was banned from 
traffic for 60 days, and his driver's license was confiscated for the same 
period. I.B. was handed over to the police station for the initiation of 
judicial proceedings.