8 Ocak 2025 Çarşamba

"Beat & Release": Irate Customer Kills 2 Postal Workers, in Rize

türkçe links to original Turkish article

(Hüriyet Newspaper, 8 January 2025)




 












                 A post office should be a boring place.

In Rize last evening, V.K. went to the post office in the
Mermerdelen neighborhood to pick up a card for his father.  
However (!), the postal workers told V.K. that his father would 
have to come for the card himself.  

Enraged at this response, V.K. took out a gun and shot cargo chief
Selim Okumuş (55) and janitor Ömer Beyazıt (45), killing them 
both (!).  V.K. fled but was caught by police hiding out in Rize
city center. 






7 Ocak 2025 Salı

"Beat & Release": Washing Machine "Walks" During Spin Cycle and Blocks Front Door, in Istanbul

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(Cumhuriyert Newspaper, 6 January 2025)















                    "What's the password humans??!!"

In Kağıthane district of Istanbul, two friends left their home 
after starting the washing machine.  However (!), returning
in the evening they couldn't open the front door and called
the fire department for help.  A firefighter entered the home
through a window and saw that the washing machine had
"walked" in front of the front door, blocking it.  Neighbors
had a good laugh about the "walking washing machine".

Günay Köroğlu and Eren Kavak live on the 4th floor of a 
6-story building. The firefighter who entered their home
by climbing a ladder to the 4th floor and entering through 
a window, found that while the washing machine was in the
"spin cycle" its vibrations caused it to "walk"  in front
of the door (!). 






6 Ocak 2025 Pazartesi

"Beat & Release": Social Media Phenom's Veiled Plane Ride Gets Him Arrested, in Istanbul

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(Hürriyet Newspaper, 6 January 2025)















                                       How cute!

Social media phenom Murat Övüç (57) shared images of 
himself on board an airplane wearing a veil on his head,
prompting the Istanbul public prosecutor to issue a warrant
for his arrest.  The day before yesterday Övüç was apprehended
in Beyoğlu.

Övüç has a police record of crimes including "inciting the
public to enmity and hatred; belittling the Turkish nation,
the Republic and state organs; intentional wounding; and
betrayal of trust".  He was released under judicial control. 

He's also a walking billboard for luxury goods.



5 Ocak 2025 Pazar

"Road Rage": Woman Hit Twice in Five Minutes, in Adapazarı; Parking Spot Argument Leaves One Dead, in Kocaeli

türkçe links to original Turkish article

(Hürriyet Newspaper, 5 January 2025)















Embiye hanım seems to have had a target on her back.

In Adapazarı district of Sakarya province on 2 January, 
Embiye Karagöz (64) was walking in a crosswalk on her way 
to a Koran course when she was hit by a car driven by M.D.
Passers-by came to Embiye hanım's aid but 5 minutes later
a car driven by M.G. crashed into the group and Embiye
hanım was once again hit (!).  She was rushed to Sakarya Training
and Research Hospital, while the two drivers were taken into
custody by police. 

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türkçe links to original Turkish article

(Hürriyet Newspaper, 5 January 2025)
















                                      Park at own risk.

In Çayırova district of Kocaeli province at one-thirty in the
morning last night, Emre Öztürk and his older brother Muhammet
Öztürk couldn't find a parking spot in front of their house so they
parked across the street.  

However (!), a neighbor across the street objected to the brothers
parking there and shot each of the brothers with a revolver.  Medics
arrived at the scene but could not save Emre bey, who died at a 
hospital.  Muhammet bey was said to be out of danger health-wise.
Police are looking for the shooter, who fled. 

 



3 Ocak 2025 Cuma

"Beat & Release": Four Drunken Goons' Insolence Leaves Baby Girl Fatherless, in Antalya

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(Hürriyet Newspaper, 3 January 2025)














              She'll root for Beşiktaş in Dad's stead.

At about 1 o'clock in the morning on 2 January a minibus
transporting workers from a hotel in Antalya's Aksu district
collided with an automobile in which F.S., M.D., M.A. and
H.S. were riding.  These four drunken goons demanded that
the minibus driver refrain from calling police to the scene
but when he insisted a brawl ensued between the goons and
the hotel workers. 

One of the goons attacked the workers with a knife, striking
and killing İsmail Takdir Kirişçi (36), a hotel bartender and 
the married father of a baby girl.  The 4 goons fled but were 
later apprehended by police. 



2 Ocak 2025 Perşembe

"Beat & Release": Training Plane Crashes and Flips Over, in Denizli

türkçe links to original Turkish article

(Hürriyet Newspaper, 2 January 2025)
















                                           Whoops!

A Cessna 172N training airplane belonging to a private flight
academy took off from Süleyman Demirel Airport in Isparta
yesterday at 0935 hours and then landed at Uşak.  At noon,
the plane took off from Uşak and headed for Çardak Airport
in Denizli but experienced engine trouble over Çal district.

The plane's pilot made a hard landing in a vacant field at
Höyük in İsabey village , where a shepherd tending his herd
saw the crash and alerted authorities.  Pilot Şükrü Yiğit 
Devebacak was found injured inside the upside-down plane
and rushed to Çal State Hospital for treatment. 



1 Ocak 2025 Çarşamba

"Beat & Release": Police Raid "Kinky Turkey" Party, in Istanbul

türkçe links to original Turkish article

(Hürriyet Newspaper, 1 January 2025)















                   Just some wholesome New Year's fun!

Prior to New Year's Day the website "Kinky Turkey" (!) shared
sex-based videos and sold tickets for a party.  A police operation
on 28 December at an address in the Hasanpaşa neighborhood of
Kadıköy, Istanbul, resulted in 25 individuals being taken into 
custody.  A search of the premises yielded 2 whips, waist
and back corsets, a cage, leashes, belts, masks, ropes, a 
"BDSM" yoke  (!) and other "fantasy" items. 

23 of the individuals were released but the two organizers -
Tolga T. (33), who has a police record of 4 crimes, and Laden
S. (29), who has two - were arrested and charged with making
obscene publications involving animals and deceased people. (!)

In his defense (!), Tolga T. "explained" that "The social media
site belongs to me but the postings are from another date.  I
was jailed because of  another party 45 days ago and didn't
share any obscene videos after that.  On 28 December about
25 friends joined me and Laden S. at my home to socialize
but not for any sexual activities.  When the police came we
were eating dinner.  As for the whip they found, that's 
something I use in my personal life (!). The other things may
have been the property of the guests who came.

Laden S. said he lives in the same building and just 
happened to be at the party, but that he wanted to make
sure that Tolga T. didn't let any kind of sexual garb or 
objects be used during the festivities. (yeah, sure)