5 Aralık 2025 Cuma

"Heist & Release": After Massive Gold and Silver Theft in Istanbul, Courthouse Employee and Wife Fled to England

türkçe link to original Turkish article

(Hürriyet Newspaper, 5 December 2025)














 
                      Sort of like shopping at COSCO.

Erdal Timurtaş arrived at the judicial depository at 7:40 a.m. on 
November 13th. Kilograms of gold and silver had been placed in the 
judicial depository following an operation conducted the previous month. 
Because he was a courthouse employee, Erdal Timurtaş's presence 
went unnoticed. Timurtaş opened the safe and placed 25 kilograms of 
gold and 50 kilograms of silver in a garbage bag. He loaded the gold 
and silver into a grocery cart used for transporting files and carried it 
to his vehicle in the parking lot.

The incident came to light on December 1, 2025, when the public 
prosecutor responsible for the Deposit Office of the Büyükçekmece 
Chief Public Prosecutor's Office discovered during a routine inspection 
that Timurtaş, who worked at the deposit office, had not been to work 
for a long time. Suspicious, the prosecutor had the deposit officer in 
charge, Kemal Demir, open the safes, where the keys were kept, and 
found them empty. 
















                        Small potatoes, by comparison.

A detailed inventory revealed that 25 kg of gold (9,906 grams of gold, 
49 Reşat gold coins, 438 necklaces, 66 grams of earrings, 5 kilograms 
of gold bars, 7 gold bars, 167 full gold coins, 606 bracelets, 1 kilogram 
of 477-gram bracelets, 376 half gold coins, 1,328 quarter gold coins, 
40 Republic gold coins, 2,701 grams of various jewelry, 487 Ata gold 
coins, and 6 gremse gold coins) and 50 kg of silver, totaling 147 million 
lira, were missing. 

























                            Vacationing in the UK. (!)

A detention warrant was issued for janitor Erdal Timurtaş and officer 
Kemal Demir, who were identified from camera recordings.  While 
Kemal Demir was taken into custody, it was determined that Erdal 
Timurtaş had fled to England with his wife and children at 8:22 a.m. 
on the morning of November 19, 2025. An arrest warrant was issued 
for Erdal Timurtaş and his wife, Esma Timurtaş. The Chief Public 
Prosecutor's Office also requested a red notice for Erdal Timurtaş
and his wife to the Ministry of Justice.

Kemal Demir, who was referred to the courthouse, stated in his 
statement to the prosecutor: "I reported the incident to the prosecutor 
responsible for the escrow. Everyone knows Erdal Timurtaş has 
gambling  debts. Erdal sent a message saying, 'Leave me alone, 
don't call, don't ask.' He then deleted the WhatsApp message. 
On December 1st, he sent another message to the group saying, 
'I sold the house. I separated from my wife.'" Demir was arrested 
on charges of embezzlement.

Erdal Timurtaş, who has worked at the Büyükçekmece Courthouse 
for approximately four years, is described by those around him as 
trustworthy (!), well-intentioned, and respectful. His wife, Esma 
Timurtaş, works as a Turkish teacher at a school very close to their 
home.



4 Aralık 2025 Perşembe

"(Heart) Beat & Release": Defibrilators Deployed For Carefree Strolling, in Ankara

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(Milliyet Newspaper, 4 December 2025)

As you stroll, don't worry if your heart gives out...

A silent security network for the capital! Domestically produced
ASELSAN-designed AED (Automatic External Defibrilator) 
devices have been installed at 25 locations. 

Another critical step has been taken in Ankara to combat sudden 
cardiac arrest. The Governor's Office announced that domestically 
developed AED devices, developed in collaboration with ASELSAN 
and the  Ministry of Health, have been placed at 25 strategic locations 
in the capital. These devices, which analyze a patient's heart rhythm 
using a Turkish command system, will act as a life-saving 
"bridge of life" until an ambulance arrives.

The statement, which conveyed that the devices have been placed 
at 25 designated locations across the city in line with the plan 
and are now available to the public, included the statement: 
"ASELSAN's domestically produced AED devices analyze the 
patient's heart rhythm with a Turkish voice command system, 
deciding whether a shock is necessary for intervention, and acting 
as a lifeline that allows the patient to hold on to life until the 
ambulance team arrives at the scene."

...but maybe don't stop at McDonald's too often. 















As part of the project, launched with the slogan "When the heart 
stops, don't you stop; use AEDs," the devices have been installed 
at the following 25 locations:

"Başkent Millet Bahçesi (Capital Public Garden), Üreğil Millet 
Bahçesi (Ureğil Public Garden), Altınköy, Kızılay Karanfil Sokak 
(Karanfil Street), Sincan Park, Sincan Lale Square, Ahlatlıbel Atatürk 
Park, 30 Ağustos Zafer Park, Ulus Square, Botanical Park, under the 
Sıhhiye Bridge, Kızılay İzmir Caddesi, Kızılay Sakarya Caddesi, 
Kızılay Güvenpark, Gölbaşı Mogan Park, Tandoğan Square, Sincan 
Wonderland, Kurtuluş Park, Göksu Park, 50. Yıl Park, Batıkent Ali 
Dinçer Park, Altınpark, Esertepe Recreation Area, Demetevler Park, 
and Gazi Park (AOÇ/Atatürk Orman Çiftliği)."





3 Aralık 2025 Çarşamba

"Fleece & Release": Soothsayer "Faladdin", Charged With Money Laundering, Bewitches Judge for Release

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(Hürriyet Newspaper, 3 December 2025)














                             Star-mapper Faladdin...

The Money Laundering Crimes Investigation Bureau of the Istanbul 
Chief Public Prosecutor's Office launched an investigation against 
Sertaç Taşdelen, the owner of the mobile fortune-telling applications 
"Faladdin" and "Binnaz," which provide services in many areas such 
as fortune-telling, astrology, spiritualism, mediumship and star maps.

Taşdelen was taken into custody and arrested by the on-call judge. 
His assets were seized. The indictment sought a prison sentence of three
to seven years for Sertaç Taşdelen for "laundering assets derived from 
crime." It was alleged that Taşdelen engaged in fortune-telling and 
mediumship activities through mobile fortune-telling apps called 
"Faladdin" and "Binnaz," and that he generated criminal proceeds by 
establishing information systems to perpetrate these crimes and then 
transported these proceeds abroad.

Megastar Tarkan...the resemblance is uncanny.



























However (!), appearing before the judge at the Istanbul Criminal 
Court of First  Instance, arrested defendant Sertaç Taşdelen stated 
in his defense: 

"I graduated from Bilkent University with honors. I founded a 
technology and software company in Turkey. We have a staff of 
approximately 40 engineers. We would never be able to launder money
here. My sole purpose is to produce in this country. I want to export 
technology and bring it to our country. I want my release."

The court ruled that Taşdelen be released under house arrest and 
judicial control. The hearing was adjourned to address any 
deficiencies.

Visit his used-car dealership when you have a chance.



2 Aralık 2025 Salı

"Fleece & Release": Social Media Influencer-Author - And Fugitive Wanted for Murder (!) - Nabbed in Adana

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(Hürriyet Newspaper, 2 December 2025)















                 Hiding in plain sight...and then some!

Police identified Ramazan Evrensal, who wrote seven books and 
organized conferences under the name Ali Demir Evrensel, as 
Ramazan Evrensal, wanted for three cases, two of which involved 
murder, with a final sentence of 38 years and seven months. 
Evrensal, apprehended at his villa, was sent to prison.

Adana  Seyhan District Police Department Crime Prevention and
Investigation Bureau teams began monitoring a person using the 
handle Ali Demir Evrensel for posts intended to exploit public 
religious sentiments on social media. After checking the username, 
the team determined that no one by that name existed and, through 
a facial recognition check, identified the suspect as Ramazan Evrensal 
(49). 

When on the run, change more than one letter in your surname.
















The General Information Collection (GBT) inquiry revealed that 
Evrensal was wanted for 36 years, 7 months, and 12 days for two 
murders in which he was involved in 2006, and for falsifying official 
documents with a final sentence of 2 years. It was also determined 
that the fugitive convict was wanted for charges of 'insult,' 'purchasing 
or possessing unlicensed weapons and ammunition,' and 'fraud.' (!)

Further investigating, police discovered that Ramazan Evrensal had 
written seven books under a false name and sold them online. 
It was also revealed that Evrensal had held book signings and 
conferences at various hotels in Adana, Mersin, Istanbul, Mardin, 
and Bursa over the past two years. Ramazan Evrensal's social media 
accounts demonstrated a large following. The cases filed against the 
suspect in connection with the murders were reportedly concluded 
in 2021, and the Supreme Court of Appeals upheld the prison 
sentence.

As you take advice for life, consider the source.

















Police teams discovered Ramazan Evrensal hiding in a villa in the 
Gülbahçe neighborhood. Seeing police conducting a raid on the 
address, Evransal jumped out a window at the back of the house 
and attempted to escape. Police deployed security forces in the 
area and apprehended the fugitive convict before he could leave 
the garden. During the search, teams seized 1,123 narcotic pills,
a precision scale, 240 euros, 1,780 pounds, and 34,100 lira, along 
with numerous digital materials.

Evrensal told reporters, "I haven't done anything to be ashamed of. 
Those who should be ashamed should bow their heads. They are 
slandering me. Such slanders will occur because we have embarked 
on the path of truth." Ramazan Evrensal was referred to the 
courthouse and later transferred to prison.






1 Aralık 2025 Pazartesi

"Miracle & Release": Tipsy Lady Who Fell From Balcony Saved by Awning, in Eskişehir

türkçe links to original Turkish article

(Sözcü Newspaper, 1 December 2025)















                    The awning now has hero status.

The incident occurred at about 3 o'clock in the morning in the Hacı
Ali Bey neighborhood of Eskişehir.  Ajda B. (35), after having s few
drinks, went out on her 8th-floor balcony for some fresh air, lost her
balance, and fell toward the ground.

Miraculously (!), Ajda B.'s fall was broken by the awning on the 5th
floor of the adjacent building.  Hearing the associated tumult, local
residents and the 5th-floor homeowner alerted police and medical
personnel.  Ajda B. was rushed to Osmangazi University (ESOGÜ)
Medical School for treatment. She is said to be in good condition.