Istanbul Pines But We'll Always Have Paris

elevator links to original article

//ed. note: what follows is a compilation, for the historic record, of the recent
visit to Istanbul by Her Divaship Paris Hilton//

(Hürriyet Newspaper, 26 September 2011)

Paris Hilton, who came to Istanbul to introduce her shoe collection,
participated in a related event at the Istinye Park shopping center last week.
Her bodyguards had her ride in an elevator used by the various stores
to move their goods but this enraged Hilton. The young lady said that the
elevator's smell was terrible and she scolded her bodyguards, saying 'never
have me ride this elevator again! It smells horrible!'

(Sözcü Newspaper, 26 September 2011)

Paris Hilton has left Istanbul but the effects she left in her wake linger on.
It turns out that when Hilton felt the call of nature she summarily cut short
an event she was participating in at the Istinye Park shopping center. Hilton
was immediately brought to a ladies room on the middle floor of shopping
center but she didn't approve and was taken instead to one on the top
floor. Her bodyguards waited at the door and didn't allow anyone else in
until Hilton had come out.

(Hürriyet Newspaper, 24 September 2011)

Paris Hilton, who came to Istanbul to introduce her new shoe line, has departed
the country. Paris participated in a photo session for the shoes she designed
yesterday and said goodbye to each of staff of the hotel where she stayed. But
Paris was bored by the heavy traffic last evening while going from her hotel in
Ortaköy to the airport at Yeşilköy so she got a pillow and blanket from her
bodyguards' car and went to sleep.

When Paris saw journalists upon her arrival at Atatürk Airport she spent 20
minutes freshening up her make-up before getting out of the vehicle. Paris's
loveable attitude was apparent as she took pictures of the journalists who
were taking her picture, using her Swarovski-bejeweled cell phone.