30 Eylül 2025 Salı

"Betroth & Release": Bridal "Escorts" Fire Guns to Announce Their Impending Arrival at Her Home, in Inegöl

türkçe links to original Turkish article

(Sözcü Newspaper, 30 September 2025)























        Making the bride-to-be an offer she can't refuse.

In Bursa's İnegöl district, during a "gelin alma" (retrieve the
prospective bride from her home on behalf of the groom-to-be)
excursion, four participants got out of a car and fired 3 rifles
and one revolver into the air repeatedly (!). 

The "event" was shared on social media (of course), prompting
police to take A.B. , M.Ö., A.Ö. and İ.S. into custody, along 
with R.B., the owner of the revolver. 






29 Eylül 2025 Pazartesi

"Slash & Release": Tree-felling Mystery, in Bolvadın; Tree-saving Plane Stranded for 15 Months, on Lake Bafa Shore

türkçe links to original Turkish article

(Sözcü Newspaper, 28 September 2025)

another tree massacre ...earlier this month in Rize :(

















   
               Who done it?! No one's taking "credit".

In Bolvadın district of Afyonkarahisar province, 40-year-old
trees were cut down, allegedly (!) by the Highway Department 
as part of a road-widening project.  The tree-felling was carried 
out mostly at night, leading to speculation among the populace 
that the project had a sinister, secret aspect to it. 

Nor was there any clarity as to whether new trees would be 
planted, although MHP Mayor Derviş Aynacı confirmed that
it was the Highway Department that cut down the trees.  

However (!), the Highway Department denied cutting the trees,
contradicting Mayor Aynacı's assertions.  In fact, the Highway
Department stated that its policy is to uproot pine trees, 
transport them elsewhere, and re-plant them.  



























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türkçe links to the original Turkish article

(Sözcü Newspaper, 29 October 2025)
















        "Put me in coach! I could be saving more trees!"

A firefighting airplane that joined in the effort to douse a 
brush fire in Didim district of Aydın province in mid-June
2024 (!) crashed into Bafa Gölü (Lake Bafa) and was retrieved 
from a depth of  14 meters.  The plane was then towed to the 
Milas district's Kapıkırı village shore of the lake. 

The 3-man crew of the plane was rescued by local citizens but
the plane has remained in place on the shore for the past 15
months, becoming something of a tourist attraction.  

Kapıkırı village chief Abdullah Yıldız lamented that since 
the plane's crash, no officials have contacted him about it,
saying that "Visitors to Kapıkırı are taking memento photos
in front of the plane, which is stranded on our one and only
lake shore.  We don't know what the plane's fate will be, but
we want the concerned officials to remove it."
















Kapıkırı village is on the eastern shore of Lake Bafa



28 Eylül 2025 Pazar

"Beat & Release": Might Makes "Right of Way"- Revolver Wins Out Over Baseball Bat in Traffic Dispute, in Ankara

türkçe links to original Turkish article

(Sözcü Newspaper, 28 September 2025)















        I'll see your baseball bat and raise you a revolver...

On Taşkent Avenue in the Emek neighborhood of Çankaya
district in Ankara yesterday, a driver became enraged when
another car blocked his exit from a parking lot.  The two
drivers began to argue and one of them, S.A., a took out a 
baseball bat from his car.  

However (!), in response, the other driver, Ö.B.  pulled out a 
revolver and fired into the air.  When police arrived, they 
seized Ö.B.'s license and gun, adding on a monetary fine. 

The well-prepared traveller, henceforth...



27 Eylül 2025 Cumartesi

"Beat & Release": Husband Kills Wife With Porcelain Cups, in Samsun

türkçe links to original Turkish article

(Hürriyet Newspaper, 27 September 2025)















Looks like Fatma hanım got one good porcelain cup hit
in too before the end.

In Hacınaipli village of Canik district in Samsun province, 
Yücel Günegül (48) argued with his wife Fatma Günegül (41),
the mother of their four children, at around 11 o'clock the night
before last.  As the argument grew more heated, Yücel bey began
to beat Fatma hanım and to hit her over the head with porcelain
cups (!), killing her.  

Subsequently, Yücel bey fled the scene in his light truck but 
was stopped by the police and failed a breathalyzer test for 
alcohol.  Yücel bey resisted the police and was taken into 
custody.  

However (!), police notice blood stains on Yücel's clothing,
upon which he confessed that he had killed his wife. It was
also learned that Yücel bey had spent time in jail for stabbing
his daughter.  He was put into the Samsun T-type prison.  Fatma
hanım had obtained a restraining order against her husband but
later relented and had it removed. 



26 Eylül 2025 Cuma

"Bat & Release": Irish Batman Flies Over Historic Sümela Monastery, in Trabzon

türkçe links to original Turkish article

(Hürriyet Newspaper, 26 September 2025)















                    Searching for a "Robin" up there.

Irishman Michael Morann, dressed in a Batman suit (!), flew
over the historic Sümela Monastery in Maçka, Trabzon, at a
height of 300 meters and a speed of 250 kph (155mph).
Morann then opened a parachute and descended safely into
Altındere Valley.
















               Bat's eye view of the Sümela Monastery.

Previously, Morann had flown over the famous tourism
center Uzungöl in Trabzon. 

While in Turkey, Morann resides in Batman province, 
of course.



25 Eylül 2025 Perşembe

"Sink & Release": English Tourist Drowed but Party Boat Tour Continued, in Alanya

türkçe links to original Turkish article

(Sözcü Newspaper, 25 September 2025)


















                                     "Party on!"

Englishman Peter Colville (60) went together with his family
to Antalya'a Alanya district for a holiday and they all boarded
the "Legend Big Kral" tour boat for an excursion.  

However (!), while Colville was swimming off Cleopatra
Beach he became unconscious and died in the water. 

According to his family, the tour boat's crew acted 
indifferently to Colville's demise, merely covering his body with
a blanket and continuing on with the tour, complete with
loud music and a froth/foam party (!). 





24 Eylül 2025 Çarşamba

"Bite & Release": Driver Bites Off Boss's Ear, in Ankara; Irate Homeowner Kills Builder Who Sold His Home to Others, in Giresun

türkçe links to original Turkish article

(Sözcü Newspaper, 23 September 2025)














Battle of the Z-men: driver Z.Ş. in pursuit of boss Z.E.

On the morning of 23 September in Çankaya district of Ankara,
construction businessman Z.E. and his chauffeur Z.Ş. argued
in the businessman's Jeep.  As the argument grew more heated,
Z.Ş. bit off Z.Ê.'s ear (!) and then shot his boss with a revolver.

Z.E. was taken to a hospital, and Z.Ş. was taken into custody by
police.  It turned out that chauffeur Z.Ş. was angry that Z.E.
had registered a company in Z.Ş.'s name, after which the 
company went bankrupt and the debts were assigned to Z.Ş. (!). 

"Say that again, I couldn't quite hear you..."


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türkçe links to original Turkish article

(Sözcü Newspaper, 24 September 2025)



























When police arrived he said "what took you so long?"

In Giresun, at around noon on the day before yesterday on
Fatih Avenue in the Hacı Siyam neighborhood, T.C.B.
encountered building contractor Hakan Kuloğlu, who had
sold a house that T.C.B. had already bought to others (!). 

The two argued and T.C.B. stabbed Kuloğlu repeatedly
with a knife, killing him.  T.C.B. waited alongside Kuloğlu
to ensure that he died before police arrived to arrest him. 







23 Eylül 2025 Salı

"Fleece & Release": Businessman Duped by AI-assisted Hoodwinkers, in Ayvalık

türkçe links to original Turkish article

(Hürriyet Newspaper, 23 September 2025)


























"Cengiz" at work...

Identifying herself  as "Mine D.", a investment specialist for a 
well-known Istanbul firm, "Mine D." made contact with İ.D.,
a businessman in Ayvalık, and promised him a 45-day investment
program that would yield a 78% profit.  İ.D. believed "Mine D."'s
pitch and accepted the deal. 

Next, someone identifying himself as "Cengiz" followed up on
"Mine D."'s  success by having İ.D. link to an application that 
would supposedly let him track his investment's progress.  Over
the course of a week, I.D. sent 10 million TL (about $250,000)
to two different bank accounts as instructed by "Cengiz", who
even provided İ.D. with an AI-generated picture of himself to 
increase trust. 

...and at play.
















However (!),  when, after a week, I.D. tried to reap his profits, he
found that his contact with "Mine D." and "Cengiz" had been cut
off.  He called the "well-known firm" in Istanbul and was told that
it had no knowledge or involvement in the matter.  Realizing he'd
been hoodwinked, İ.D. has filed a criminal complaint with the 
public prosecutor.  (good luck with that!)





22 Eylül 2025 Pazartesi

"Beat & Release": Raucous Soldiers on Leave Nearly Lynched by Angry Mob, in Hakkari

türkçe links to original Turkish article

(Sözcü Newspaper, 22 September 2025)















Should have stayed in the barracks and read a book.

In the city center of Hakkari, three soldiers on leave were
riding around in a car with plate 55 LC 262  (Samsun 
province), blasting the radio and making rude remarks
to women on the sidewalks.  

However (!), before long, a group of locals gathered and
began to attack the soldiers' car, smashing windows and
battering the soldiers with punches and kicks.  Others 
prevented the soldiers from being lynched by the crowd,
albeit with great difficulty.  

The car suffered severe damage and the soldiers were
all seriously injured. 

Hakkari's in kind of a rough neighborhood anyway.



21 Eylül 2025 Pazar

"Exploit & Release": Dad Has Daughter Dance on TikTok for Money, in Hatay

türkçe links to original Turkish article

(Hürriyet Newspaper, 21 September 2025)


















          Not the traditional "daddy-daughter dance".

A father who had his daughter dance on TikTok for money (!)
has been taken into custody by police, while the young girl
has been put under state protection, according to an 
announcement from the Family and Social Services Ministry. 

The incident occurred in Erzin district of Hatay province and
police raided the residence, once the source of the TikTok 
video was determined.  The Ministry issued a statement saying
that it would participate in the suspect's trial to ensure that the
proper punishment is administered. 







20 Eylül 2025 Cumartesi

"Meow & Release": Move Rattled Cat's Psyche; Antidepressants Set Him Straight, in Sivas

türkçe links to original Turkish article

(Bursa T24 website)















                               "Help me humans!"

Çiğdem Akkaya Yener, a resident of Bursa, moved in with her 
family in Sivas with her tabby cat, "Paşa", who suffered from 
stress and depression due to the move. Paşa was treated with 
common antidepressant medications and responded positively
to the treatment.

Five months ago, Yener consulted Veterinarian İbrahim Özmen 
for Paşa, who had begun screaming and causing damage at night 
inside the house. A general examination revealed that Paşa was 
experiencing stress and depression due to the move. Veterinarian 
Özmen began treating Paşa and decided to use antidepressant 
medications used in human treatment. Paşa responded positively 
to the controlled doses of antidepressants. After some time, 
he regained his health.

Veterinarian İbrahim Özmen, who stated that some illnesses 
can cause stress in pets, added:

"They are individuals, too, and they have their own routines. 
They have food, water, and litter habits. Changing this routine 
can stress them. Cats using a food bowl they don't like, or getting
in and out of a litter box they find difficult, or a guest visiting 
the house disrupts this routine. 

They can become stressed because their routine is disrupted. 
Even if their routine doesn't change, there are things that stress 
them. Cat owners experience psychological changes, divorce,
a change in household population, or the acquisition of a second 
pet, which can cause them to hear frequencies we don't. They 
are 15 times more affected by radiation than we are. Wi-Fi 
can increase stress. Poor quality food, excessive infringement 
of their personal space—all of these can stress cats. 






















                 The antidepressant TLC works best.

When stressed, they often exhibit behavioral issues such as 
urinating, shedding, and even acting aggressively toward 
themselves. They can bite their tails and tear out their own 
fur. They can attack their owners and destroy objects. 
"They can cause damage and scream at night. Of course, 
these things also reduce the pet owner's quality of life.

Depression and stress are clinically diagnosed. First, 
tests are performed, and if nothing unusual is detected, 
we determine whether it's depression or stress. In this case, 
we sometimes use herbal products, but when they're not 
enough, we also seek help from human antidepressants. 

This has increased significantly recently. We used to see it 
very rarely, but last summer, 15 percent of our patients 
(animals) complained of depression. It used to be much less 
common, but it's starting to increase. If this isn't addressed, 
real organic problems begin to emerge. The immune system 
is constantly suppressed, and the animal becomes sick.

























      Now Paşa roots for Sivasspor against Bursaspor!

Paşa's owner, Çiğdem Akkaya Yener, said, "We had 
complaints of screaming at night for a long time. Numerous 
tests were performed afterward. No problems were found. 
Our doctor then recommended antidepressants. After 
starting antidepressants, both of our quality of life really 
improved. Because I couldn't sleep at night. I was also 
bothered by my cat's constant screaming. After using 
antidepressants, this problem disappeared. We no longer 
have this problem."






19 Eylül 2025 Cuma

"Slash & Release": Horror Writer Slays Ex-Hubby as Fiction Becomes Fact, in Istanbul

türkçe links to original Turkish article

(Hürriyet Newspaper, 19 September 2025)















                          "Let's get real!" she said.

Funda Demirci (48) and Mustafa Çapar (50) married 
24 years ago.  The couple had 3 children together. Funda
hanım graduated from university with a degree to teach
chemistry, which she did for 7 years before switching to
the private sector for 10 years. 

Seven years ago Funda hanım began to write novels, 
plays and theater scripts, with a focus on tension, fear
and psychology (!).  Two years ago Funda hanım and
Mustafa bey, a financial advisor, divorced.

The couple's children went to live with their father in
the Etiler neighborhood of Istanbul.  On the evening of
28 September 2023, Funda hanım went to visit her
estranged family.  After the children went to bed, the
couple began to argue, and at about midnight, Funda
hanım grabbed a bread knife, cutting Mustafa bey's 
throat with it.

Mustafa bey died at the scene and Funda hanım was
arrested. At her trial, Funda hanım "explained" that "I
didn't do anything, but there was lots of violence." (!)
Nevertheless, the court sentenced Funda hanım to life
in prison, with no sentence reduction whatsoever. 


Funda hanım contemplating her next novel. 
She's only 48, so plenty of time to write in jail -
no "deadline". 




18 Eylül 2025 Perşembe

"Beat & Release": Courier Tried to Enter Woman's Home During Delivery, in Ankara

türkçe links to original Turkish article

(Hürriyet Newspaper, 18 September 2025)















                      "Just consider me a bonus."

In Çankaya district of Ankara, a courier delivering a 
food order to the home of  M.Ç. (27)  tried to enter
the woman's flat, prompting her to file a sexual 
assault complaint against courier E.C.K. (22). 

The incident occurred the night before last at 2 o'clock
in the morning.  As M.Ç. went to retrieve her credit
card to pay for the delivery, E.C.K. entered the flat.
M.Ç. then pushed the courier outside the door and paid 
for her order.

E.C.K. left, but the incident was caught by a security
camera and posted on social media, resulting in E.C.K.
being taken into custody by police.  





16 Eylül 2025 Salı

"Torch & Release": 10-Year-Old Boy Lights Stack of Paper Towels on Fire at Supermarket in Bursa

türkçe links to original Turkish article

(Hürriyet Newspaper, 16 September 2025)















     Instead of Spiderman or Batman, Nero is his hero.

In Bursa's Nilüfer district last Friday at about 1430, a 
10-year-old used a cigarette lighter to set a huge stack of 
paper towels in a supermarket display on fire (!).  

The boy, named M.R:K:, raced out of the store after 
setting the fire, while store employees contacted the fire
department and firefighters arrived to douse the flames. 

Police found the child in Nilüfer's Cumhuriyet neighborhood
and determined that M.R.K had previously been involved in
a fire in  a grass field.  The boy was taken under state
supervision and an investigation launched regarding his 
family. 

Inspiration for an aspiring pyromaniac.

















"Fleece & Release": Recidivist Pickpocket Caught For the 43rd Time, in Istanbul

türkçe links to original Turkish article

(Hürriyet Newspaper, 15 September 2025)
















                    Practice makes perfect...almost.

In Istanbul's Fatih district on 3 September, a tourist couple 
entered a textile shop and A.A. (28) sidled up to them as if 
looking at materials herself.  But as A.A. extended the cloth
in her hand toward the counter, with her other hand she
took the wallet, containing 1,400 Euros, 400 TL and bank
cards, from the tourist woman's handbag (!). 

When the tourists realized the wallet had been stolen they
contacted police, who reviewed camera images and identified
A.A. as the perpetrator.  A.A., who has a police record of
42 crimes (!) was arrested.  The search goes on, though, for
the missing wallet. 





15 Eylül 2025 Pazartesi

"Meow & Release": Woman Who Stopped on Highway to Save Cat Got Hİt by İllegal Driver; Cat Fled The Scene, in Istanbul

türkçe links to original Turkish article

(Hürriyet Newspaper, 15 September 2025)















Cat on a hot tin fence, right. Woman stopped her car in
the middle of the highway (!) and got hit by the car 
illegally proceeding in the shoulder lane. 


A woman driving on the TEM highway in Avcılar, Istanbul, the
day before yesterday at about 3 o'clock in the afternoon, spotted
a cat stuck on the fence of  the viaduct at the Yeşilkent location.
The woman stopped her car and ran toward the stranded cat. 

However (!), as she entered the shoulder lane she was hit by a 
car illegally driving in that lane.  Fortunately, the woman 
suffered only scrapes, but she turned her wrath on the guilty
driver, attacking him.  

Other drivers stopped to intervene, while the cat fled the scene
of its own accord (!). 




14 Eylül 2025 Pazar

"Beat & Release": Syrian Bandits Enjoyed Their Ill-gotten Gains, Until They Didn't, in Adana

türkçe links to original Turkish article

(Hürriyet Newspaper, 13 September 2025)















                        Happily counting their loot...

In Adana on the morning of  15 August, Syrians Asad A. (23)
and Abdulaziz E. (19) stormed the jewelry store of Abdullah
Damlakhı (27) with guns and made off with lots of gold after
shooting two store employees in their feet (!).  

Police looked at about 900 hours of video and succeeded in
identifying the bandits, who had hidden in a field from where the
heist's mastermind Emrullah D. (20) picked them up and took
them to a home in the Yüreğir district of the city. The thieves
exchanged their stolen gold for cash at a jewelry store and 
then fled to Osmaniye. 

They purchased a car in Osmaniye, but police learned about
it, stopped the car and had the three suspects, along with Hamid
H. (28) prostrate themselves on the ground while they were
handcuffed behind their backs. 

          Unhappily lying face down, back-handcuffed.






















In an examination of the suspects' cellphones, police found
videos they'd taken of themselves happily counting the money
and congratulating each other on the caper's success.  Three
suspects were jailed and Hamid H. was released on judicial
supervision. 




13 Eylül 2025 Cumartesi

"Bleat & Release": Police Find Drugs Hidden in Dead Sheep's Stomach, in Diyarbakır

türkçe links to original Turkish article

(Hürriyet Newspaper, 13 September 2025)


























"A wolf inside sheep's clothing."

In Diyarbakır, police received a tip that narcotics were being
moved in vehicles marked "animal transport".  In one of these
vehicles, police found a dead sheep whose stomach had been
stitched up.  

Sure enough, when the dead sheep's stomach was opened, 
police found many packets of narcotics.  The driver was taken
into custody. 

Where in the world is Diyarbakır?




12 Eylül 2025 Cuma

"Ready, Aim & Release": Teenager Steals Guns and Ammo From Firing Range, in Kahramanmaraş

türkçe links to original Turkish article

(Hürriyet Newspaper, 12 September 2025)















              Out of diapers and into the "poligon".

A 16-year-old teenager,  a foreigner, entered a "poligon" (firing
range) in Dulkadiroğlu district of Kahramanmaraş province, 
and stole two weapons and 300 rounds of ammunition before 
disappearing.  Police tracked the young suspect H.E.  to a nearby
car dealership, where he wounded the car dealer while trying to
steal a car. 
















H.E. then went up to  "Ahır Dağı" (Mt. Ahir) and police viewed 
video of him triying to enter a rural home there.  The search for 
H.E. is continuing on the slopes of Mt. Ahir and Kahramanmaraş
city center.