29 Aralık 2018 Cumartesi

Rearenders Edition


türkçe links to original Turkish article

(HaberTürk Newspaper, 8 October 2009)

maden suyu şisesine oturup ölmeyi bekledi ile ilgili görsel sonucu
     Pioneering bass-akwards suicide attempt ends in failure.

In Turgutlu district of Manisa province, a 61-year-old man sat on a
soda bottle in a suicide attempt.  The incident occurred on Narlı Street
in the Subaşı neighborhood.  For some as yet unexplained reason,
K.Y. (61) sat on the bottle in his home in a suicide attempt but when
the pain became excruciating his wife heard his cries and took him to
Turgutlu State Hospital.  A surgeon was able to extricate the bottle
from K.Y.'s anus and he was released in his wife's custody.

seinfeld assman ile ilgili görsel sonucu
Fortunately, the surgeon was visiting Turgulu from NYC.

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türkçe links to original Turkish article.

(HaberTürk Newspaper, 2 December 2018)

ibhayd izmir akkaya ile ilgili görsel sonucu
      Ceramic is just about part of their wardrobe anymore.

In Izmir, members of the Inflamed Intestines Patients and Families
Assistance Association (IBHAYD) staged a demonstration to call
attention to their plight, which requires them to go to the toilet
30-40 times per day (!).  Association President Ömür Akkaya
explained that IBHAYD members need special cards to allow them
to jump lines at public toilets. 

ibhayd izmir akkaya ile ilgili görsel sonucu
                        They won't be vacant for long...


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