(Sözcü Newspaper, 12 July 2016)
ISIS has decided not to include football as an Olympic sport this year.
The radical Islamic terror group ISIS has put its hand to yet another
travesty. Declaring that football (soccer) "does not conform to Islamic
values and distracts people from religion", ISIS has forbidden football
and similar games from being played.
ISIS claimed that five youths violated this prohibition and announced
that their heads would be cut off in the center of Rakka. The youths
were members of the El Şaba football team that was shut down after
the ISIS occupation of Rakka.
Losers get to lop off the haughty winners' heads.
Nevertheless, the ISIS Olympics went on in Tel Afer city with
a 'tug-of-war' the centerpiece. People from Tel Afer and the
surrounding towns were forced to watch the event. It is thought that
the contest was conducted during the Ramazan holiday
Musical choice reportedly 'Stairway to Heaven'
Also, contestents vied for seats in this event as music (!)
played, in this ISIS version of musical chairs. Individuals
thought to be ISIS leaders were in the front row 'protocol'
section of the audience.
ISIS Olympic sites were to be connected with a new metro but...
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