19 Ağustos 2014 Salı

The Plane Seat-mate From Hell. Really.

turkce links to original Turkish article

(Sabah Newspaper, 19 August 2014)

           Avoids magnets

Just think, you've settled into your seat on the Turkish Airlines
flight from Istanbul to Dubai. Suddenly, a fellow with devil's
horns and iron rings dripping from all over his face sits down
in the seat next to you. In a word, Satan has dropped in by
your side.

You say your final prayers and ask God's forgiveness before
this your last flight. Right?  That's exactly what happened on
a THY plane when Rolf Buchholza, a German who, with 450
piercings is the world champion (!),  and who was travelling
to the UAE to participate in the Most Wierd Competition (of
course), created panic on the aircraft.

Flight attendants spent a good deal of time trying to find a
'volunteer' to sit next to Rolf,  but without success. As a result
the plane was delayed an hour. Had I been on that flight I
would have volunteered in a flash and sat beside the guy.
450 piercings and devil's horns! A great chance for an
interview would have fallen into my lap. I can't think of
anything better!

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